Are all degrees equal? No, clearly not. |
Interestingly enough, a fellow blogger and friend of mine Jeraldine has recently blogged about the issue of those with degrees from private universities in Singapore and the disadvantages they may face. She has covered many of the pros and cons about doing a degree from a private university from Singapore (Kaplan Higher Education Institute; Management Development Institute of Singapore; Ngee Ann-Adelaide Education Centre; SIM-GE etc) so if I may refer you to her article please. I think Jeraldine writes very well and I do like her blog. Whilst I thought her article is well written, I do feel that she was trying very hard to be politically correct and not offend anyone - such is her writing style. On the other hand, I can be brutally blunt and I don't really care whom I offend in doing so - that is why I recommend that you do read her article as well as mine to get a balanced picture on the issue. I will be talking not just about SIM in this piece, but about degrees from private universities in general.
As the question suggests, yes I clearly don't think that degrees from private universities like SIM are not worth much at all. But allow me to deal with the specific issue about the qualifications being issued by good universities like UOL, RMIT and Warwick. Does that mean that a degree from SIM is the same as one from UOL, RMIT and Warwick? No it doesn't. Let's look at the facts: SIM-GE (Singapore Institute of Management - Global Education) offers programmes whereby the student can study at the SIM campus in Singapore whilst getting a degree issued by a British, American or Australian university. On their website, they invite you to "study at global universities right here in Singapore". It does represent a massive saving for Singaporean students who cannot afford to study in the UK, US or Australia as studying abroad for three years is very expensive indeed. But why is a degree obtained via the private university route so different then, if it is issued by the same university? Do they use the same syllabus, subject to the same standards?
What does your degree say about you? |
I am going to compare two degrees. There is the SIM Bachelor of Science (Honours) in Economics, which is developed and awarded by University of London (UOL), and the lead college, London School of Economics and Political Science (LSE). Allow me to explain that UOL is a collegiate research university located in London, England, consisting of 18 constituent colleges, 10 research institutes and a number of central bodies. However, for the purpose of league tables, individual universities within the UOL network like UCL, LSE, Royal Holloway and King's appear as individual colleges and you do not see 'UOL' appear on these rankings. This is because UOL is simply an umbrella body whilst these individual universities operate very independently. May I also state for the record that UOL's universities are excellent and all appear very near the top of the league table - with UCL having the reputation of usually appearing 3rd on the UK's league tables (thus giving it the reputation of being the place where Oxford and Cambridge rejects end up). Still, anything in the top ten of the league tables in the UK is considered very good. In fact, the great Lee Kuan Yew studied at LSE back in the 1940s. Let's compare that SIM degree in economics directly to the equivalent offered by LSE: the BSc Economics programme at LSE. So, how are the two different?
The first problem that SIM graduates face is the low level of entry - I use the term GIGO (Garbage In, Garbage Out) to describe the situation. That means you can't polish a turd: you get students of low intelligence and low calibre, subject to a 3-year academic programme and guess what? You can teach them anything you want - but you just can't increase their IQ at the end of the day. I'm not going to be politically correct or nice here: no university in the world can make a stupid person smart. It doesn't work like that. Heck, you can enroll a stupid person at Cambridge or Oxford and subject him to the best academic programme in the world, it still wouldn't change the fact that he is, well, for want of a better word, plain stupid. This is why the best universities in the world only accept the very best students because they are not going to bother with any less than the best - you need nothing less than straight As to even dream about applying to a university like Oxford or Cambridge. If you want to do medicine or law at NUS, you'll need to be amongst the best in your cohort. This then becomes a question of supply and demand: if there are only say 100 places in a popular course at a top university and there are over 10,000 applicants that year, the university is clearly going to pick the best 100 students for the course rather than randomly assign the places or operate a first come first serve basis.
Is this fair? Who cares about 'fairness'. These universities don't give a shit about being fair - they have their reputations to protect. More to the point, universities have a duty to their students first and foremost to provide the best possible learning environment, for them to have the best possible experience. They are not there to somehow redress the issues of inequality in society by helping the underprivileged. You should turn to your government on that issue - rather than expect universities to address that issue. There is intensive competition between the universities at the very top of the league tables and one way to get ahead of the competition is to ensure that you admit only the very best students and reject those whom you deem not intelligent or capable enough. You need to realize that these universities are not charities but more like businesses - in fact, it takes a lot of money to run a big university and whilst students do pay fees to study there, many universities are also reliant on external funding.
Competition for such funding is extremely intense and let's look at this example: the headline for this article reads, "UK universities get £7.5m cyber security research funding" - that's rather misleading I'm afraid because the £7.5m (about S$15.4 million) is in fact only given to two universities: Oxford and Royal Holloway (part of UOL). Needless to say, Oxford is at the top of the league table and Royal Holloway is very near the top. The universities at the wrong end of the league table would never dream about getting such lucrative funding deals because of the poor quality of their students, it would be like casting pearls at swines. The elite universities like Oxford at the top of the league table will always get the money because the government knows how brilliant the students are at Oxford, as Oxford only accepts the very best students. Is this elitist? Of course it is, welcome to the real world, time to smell the coffee and wake up.
Yup, it is all about the money.Money, money, money. |
Now's let's look at the admission criteria for the SIM-GE course: this information can be found on SIM-GE's website (it is a long pdf document, you want page 33).
- satisfy course requirements in English (GCE ‘O’ level - C6 or better in English) and Mathematics (GCE ‘O’ level - grade C or C6 and above or its equivalent)
- two approved* GCE ‘A’/H2 level subjects and three approved* GCE ‘O’ level subjects, OR
- three approved* GCE ‘A’/H2 level subjects and one approved* GCE ‘O’ level subject, OR
- three H2 passes provided that at least grades D, E, E are obtained, OR
- two H2 and two H1 passes provided they are in non-overlapping subjects
'O' Level results
- English C6
- Mathematics C6
- Subject 1 (eg. Georgraphy) C6
- Subject 2 (eg. Physics) C6
- Subject 3 (eg. Chinese) C6
Have you proven yourself worthy in the exams? |
This gives you an L1R4 score of 5 x 6 = 30. It is an atrocious result by Singaporean standards. It is the kind of result that makes you say, "oh dear, did you fall sick during the exams or are you just plain stupid?" If we were to assume that the student scored another C6 for another 'O' level subject, that would give you a L1R5 score of 6 x 6 = 36. Note that you would need an L1R5 score of less than 20 to be considered for a JC and most poly courses. These are students who have done so badly they are considered walking disasters not just by the elitist people, but by mainstream Singaporean society. Now I am not saying that all SIM-GE students have L1R4 scores of 30, I'm sure some of them score better than that but my point is that SIM-GE will gladly accept students who have performed extremely badly in their 'O' levels - whilst some might consider them as a kind university giving students a second chance when NUS or NTU would reject them, I'm a lot more cynical. This 'second chance' comes at a high price: SIM degrees are more expensive than NUS degrees for Singaporean citizens. A 3-year BSc programme at SIM-GE costs S$27,800, whilst at NUS, the equivalent is S$23,850. Is this a stupidity tax, that somehow, a degree for students with poorer grades is more expensive? Let's look at the entry requirements for the similar course (BSc Economics) at LSE:
Usual standard offer: For students taking three A levels: grades A* A A with an A* in Mathematics. For students taking four or more A levels: grades A*A A plus a pass in a fourth A level, with an A* in Mathematics. Students taking Further Mathematics to AS level only will be required to achieve grade A
We're talking A-level students with straight As, nothing less than the very best. If you even get a B, you will be rejected. In fact, many Singaporean scholars go to LSE because it is such a prestigious university. This tells us something important about the supply (the number of places available for the course at LSE) and the demand for it (the number of applicants for the course). The course is clearly so popular with students with excellent results that LSE can afford to set the level of entry so high and admit only those with the very best results. Do I need to state the obvious? If you had excellent A level results, would you choose to study at LSE or would you go to SIM? It is obvious which you would choose: you would go to LSE to spend your next three years in the company of students who are brilliant rather than three years at SIM with students who have grades so bad they cannot get into a half-decent university.
The quality of the cohort of students makes a vast difference in terms of how the teaching is conducted at the university: if the students are brilliant and understand complex concepts a lot more quickly, then the tutors can push their students even further and challenge them to do independent projects on topics of their interest. But if the students are stupid and struggle to understand even the most basic concepts, then the tutors are going to dumb down the syllabus and be a lot less ambitious. A teacher can only teach at a pace that is suitable to the students: if the students are slow, then the teaching has got to be slow and the result is that the students don't learn much. There's is no point in a teacher trying to bludgeon a bunch of slow students through the syllabus quickly when the students are too slow to catch up with the teacher. If your classmates are cleverer than you, you will be under a lot of pressure to catch up with them and work harder. But if your classmates are dumber than you, then you will be lured into a false sense of security as you feel smarter than them. This could explain why some SIM-GE students may feel that they are very capable compared to their classmates - but put them next to an LSE student and you will see the difference immediately. To put it bluntly, the fastest tortoise in a group of tortoise may feel like he is Usain Bolt when compared to the other tortoises, but put him next to a mixed group of other animals (horses, dogs, tigers, cats, cows, lions, goats, chickens, reindeer, monkeys, ducks, elephants, bears etc) then it will be apparent just how very slow the tortoise is.
This brings me to my next point: the bell curve distribution, this is how grades are assigned at university: it is not the actual score per se, but how well you do relative to the other students who took the same exam. The grades are not absolute, but relative! Even though UOL-LSE is issuing the degree, the actual grading of the degree is done according to the bell curve distribution set against the rest of the cohort of the SIM-GE students doing the same exam. Have a look at the bell curve to understand how it works. What this means is that if you want to get an A for an exam at SIM, all you have to do is to outperform your other classmates on the same course. Is the SIM student with straight-As a brilliant student, as capable as a student from a top university like Oxford, Cambridge or LSE then? No. I'm sorry, if the SIM student was really clever, then he wouldn't be in SIM in the first place. That's the harsh truth - he would have gone to a better university. The fact that he scored an A only means that he is smarter than his (also not very intelligent) classmates. To illustrate my point, let's deal with an unlikely situation where a little administrative mix up happens.
Let's assume that all the SIM exam scripts are sent to LSE for marking and one of the SIM exam scripts gets mixed up with the rest of the exam scripts from the LSE students. It is marked and the student scored 51/100 - the LSE students scored between 56 and 93 for this exam, so as this was the worst score in that cohort, it was graded an F. The results are then sent to Singapore and the office manager notices that one of the results are missing. The office manager than calls up the people at LSE, inquiring about the missing result. The people at LSE locate the missing, misplaced exam script and sends it off to Singapore. The grade on the script is then changed from an F to an A+ when compared against the other SIM students who scored between 23 and 50 for the same exam. The student then gets a phone call with some good news, "hey we have found your missing exam script and you scored an A+ on that exam - well done! That is a great result!" But he is none the wiser about the F he was initially awarded, the people at SIM know about the F, but they chose not to tell the student. So you see, the grade (be it an A or an F) doesn't really tell you anything about the student's ability, until you consider the cohort of the other students he is compared to.
To stay with our animals analogy, let's imagine there is an Animal Olympics whereby all the animals compete against other animals of the same species in sporting events. There is a race called the 10 km mountain trek which involves the animals trekking along a long mountain path, but as the path is narrow, the animals have to set off in small groups during the race (whilst being timed by competition officials) and the final results are sent to the animal bureau for sports where they would then compile the results and announce the winners. The tortoise isn't really trying to outrun the cheetahs, jaguars and horses - the tortoise only needs to run faster than all the other tortoises to win the gold medal. Now imagine if the tortoise called James recorded a time of 2 hours 20 minutes for this mountain trek - whilst it may be the fastest time amongst the tortoises, the race horses completed the mountain trek in between 10 and 13 minutes. Imagine if the clerk at the bureau for animal sports made an error and accidentally filed James the tortoise's results under the category for horses - at 2 hours 20 minutes, James finishes last in his race. But once the error was discovered, the clerk corrected his mistake and suddenly James goes from being last to being a gold medal winner.
The fact that James the tortoise ran the same 10 km path in the mountains as the race horses doesn't mean that he ran it as fast as the race horses did - ultimately, even the slowest race horse who completed the course in just over 13 minutes is still a lot faster than James who took 2 hours 20 minutes. Likewise, even if an SIM student studies the same syllabus as an LSE student and takes the same exam as an LSE student doesn't mean that the SIM student is as capable as the LSE student. We go back to the tortoise vs race horse analogy - us gatekeepers are not dumb, you think we don't know the difference? Huh. We know that a degree issued by UOL-LSE via an external private university isn't the same quality as one from LSE because of the grading process. As gatekeepers do not have access to the original exam scripts, we have to simply interpret the results that we see before us: hence a first class degree from SIM is like a tortoise who won in 2 hours 20 minutes, whilst a third class degree from LSE is a slightly slower racehorse who took 13 minutes to complete the same trek. I would still gladly choose a slow racehorse over a fast tortoise. In short, it is my job as a gatekeeper to know the difference between a tortoise and a race horse.
Now I know what you're going to say, why haven't I mentioned Aesop's fable of the tortoise and the hare? Well let's look at that then - in that story, the much faster hare is so confident of winning that he takes a nap midway through the rest, only to allow the tortoise to win. It still doesn't change the fact that both the hare and the tortoise took an awfully long time to complete the race - and as a gatekeeper, neither the hare nor the tortoise are any good to me. The hare may have made a terrible error of judgement, but that doesn't change the fact that the tortoise was still incredibly slow. Quite simply, two wrongs don't make a right! I would ideally like to hire a hare who will only take naps after the race is won, I don't want to hire a tortoise who is really slow. Besides, there were only two competitors in that race: in the real world, gatekeepers will receive so many applications for any one position they advertise for - thus they never really need to give any slow tortoises any chances when there are plenty of faster animals to choose from. Aesop may have been trying to make a point about humility and arrogance, but this fable will not help any SIM graduate in real life.
Now you may be thinking, how does SIM get away with this? Isn't this misleading? Is it at the very least, a serious case of grade inflation? Shouldn't their students be subjected to the same standards as the university issuing the degree - UOL-LSE? The answer is simple: if SIM subjected this students to LSE standards, then all their students will fail, not a single student will actually graduate as they will all get Fs in every single module, in every single exam. Nobody wants to go to a university where they have no hope of passing any exam and no hope of ever graduating if they fail every single test. It would be like expecting a tortoise to run a race with a group of race horses - the tortoise cannot realistically catch up with the race horses. That is why SIM students are only really competing against each other, rather than anyone from any other university. That's why SIM gladly passes at least most of their students and issues them with a degree - but don't worry, us gatekeepers are aware of how this system works and we are under no illusions about the ability of students from private universities like SIM.
Now why am I so mean - why am I so utterly evil, why am I comparing SIM graduates to slow tortoises who will never catch up with the faster animals? This is a direct response to my reader James who claimed in a comment on my blog that, "I got a degree in IT from UniSIM but I'm sure I can do as good a job as those from top Unis like Cambridge, Harvard or MIT." My response to that is, "well James, if you are as capable as those who went to Cambridge, Harvard or MIT - then why didn't you go to a more respectable university? Why couldn't you at least get into NUS? Why did you end up at SIM? How did you mess up your secondary education so badly - oh dear James, what happened? Like did you get dengue fever during the exams?" I'm sorry if it sounds incredibly demeaning to have to put it in those terms, but you've got to admit, it is a reasonable question with only one logical answer: James is not as clever as those who make it to Cambridge, Harvard or MIT. Heck, he is not even clever enough for NUS. That is why he is in SIM. Well, that's how I would see it anyway, as a gatekeeper. Most people are simply too polite to correct someone like James when he comes up with a statement like that, but I'm not that polite I suppose. Limpeh's blog is actually very un-PC.
So why do universities like RMIT, Warwick and UOL-LSE participate in such programmes then? Are they not worried that such graduates from SIM will simply tarnish the good reputations of their universities? Well, I have a simple answer for you: money. Yup, it is all about money - it costs a lot of money to run a big university and in the age of austerity, governments are slashing budgets for education. All universities are always looking for new and innovative ways to make more money. There are often legal caps on just how much fees the universities can charge the students - so they have got to look for other ways to make money. Issuing degrees through external programmes is a really easy way to make money: the university simply shares their syllabus for their students with the external organization and marks the exam scripts. They may allow external students to spend a term or two on their campus at a price (hey, nothing is for free) and for the privilege of claiming, "my degree is issued by this prestigious university", the university gets to charge each external student quite a hefty fee, often without the external even ever setting foot on the campus. It is a great way to make money - they are cashing in on their good reputations. Note that the top universities like Oxford, Cambridge and other Ivy League universities would never take part in something like that - they have enough money and to engage in external programmes like that is probably too demeaning for them.
Now as a gatekeeper, how would I deal with this situation? I would look at the details of the applicant's education and see what university s/he attended. If there's any kind of ambiguity whether the student actually attended the university or procured the degree via an external programme (such as through SIM-GE), then I would verify that with the applicant and if necessary, ask to see the degree itself. If I am still in doubt, I would always check with the university itself to see if the student did attend the university s/he claimed s/he did. You can't lie about things like that on your CV, you would be caught out by gatekeepers. Even if you did manage to somehow fool a gatekeeper, you would certainly be caught out during the job interview itself. You can't hope for charity or sympathy during a job interview, get real.
So as to the blunt question: Why do you think SIM grads are stupid, useless and have no future? Well, I'm not making any personal attacks here: I am merely interpreting the data. If a student does so badly in his studies that he cannot qualify for a decent university and turns to SIM as a last resort, than what does that tell you about the student? The words "stupid" and "useless" might be used by some to describe the student in question, but most people would be kinder and avoid using such harsh words. Do they have no future? What I would say is that their degrees are hardly going to help them find a job in this competitive environment given how gatekeepers treat people from private universities like SIM. You may as well have not even bothered with a degree in that case - but loads of people do enter the workforce without a degree and still manage to build a very successful career for themselves. My opinion is that you're better off without a lousy degree than to spend all that time, money and effort getting a lousy one from SIM - you would have at least saved a lot of money (S$27,800 is a lot of money for a degree that is not going to help you) and three years of your life, with which, you could have perhaps gained some valuable work experience.
Finally, are Western societies less elitist than Singapore? Would we hire a graduate from SIM whose degree is issued by a (supposedly) good British university? Oh James, you are so going to be disappointed. At the end of the day, whether you are in Bedok or Boston, Bishan or Birmingham, one very basic principle still applies: gatekeepers take their jobs very seriously and we do not want to make any mistakes. Trust me, I've been a gatekeeper and if I made a mistake, my neck would be on the line and my boss would not be kind to me. What kind of mistakes are we talking about? It is quite possible to hire the wrong person for the job: the new guy struggles to pick up the skills, does not respond well to the training and keeps messing up. The boss gets angry and the inevitable happens: either the new guy jumps before he is pushed by quitting (you'll be amazed how many people do that) or the boss fires the new guy. The boss then turns to the gatekeeper in rage and screams, "what the hell were you thinking, he was so useless!"
Look at this situation from the point of view of the company. The company spent time, money and resources training up the new guy - the new guy would have been paid for the time he worked for the company (which in this case, let's just say it is several weeks' salary) - regardless of the circumstances, the company still needs to pay him for the time he worked there. Various members of staff would have spent him training this new guy and after the new guy is gone, they have to start all over again and spend more time, money and resources recruiting a new person to fill that position. This kind of mistake is very costly for the company - we're talking about thousands of dollars down the drain because they hired the wrong person! Work is not done, time is wasted and they still need to start all over again and hire someone else - it is nothing short of a disaster. The boss would blame the gatekeeper when such a mistake happens and it is the ultimate nightmare for every gatekeeper (even though most gatekeepers would make sure the boss agrees to any hiring decision). Now that's a pretty horrible position that no gatekeeper wants to be in.
Allow me to share something I have experienced years ago - there were two such cases in a company I used to work for. One was a posh guy who had a degree from Oxford in history - he is clearly an intelligent guy but simply couldn't adapt to a business environment (which let's face it, was a world away from writing history essays and analyzing historical events). When he was sacked, the bosses merely shrugged their shoulders and said, "what a shame, an Oxford graduate, so intelligent! He was such a nice guy, we gave him so many chances yet he just couldn't make it, oh well. I hope he manages to get a good job elsewhere." But when the same thing happened to a graduate from a university somewhat lower down the league tables, the bosses gave the gatekeeper hell for having given that guy a chance. Double standards? You bet. They were far more forgiving towards the guy from Oxford and far less patient towards to the other guy. So is this fair? Probably not, but what has fairness got to do with it? Please read the memo:
At the end of the day, you may call this elitism, but for profit-making companies, it is not just about trying to maximize profits by hiring the best talents - it is also about minimizing loss by avoiding bad mistakes (like the one made by hiring the history graduate from Oxford). I would like to finish by sharing a story about a very kind PE teacher from my primary school, let's call him Mr Kind. There was a really fat kid in my class, let's call him Ah Pui (Hokkien for 'fatty'). Ah Pui hated sports because he got exhausted quickly and often got teased by the other kids for being fat and clumsy. Mr Kind wanted Ah Pui to have a positive experience in sports, so he started making us play games like basketball and football and he made sure one team was a lot stronger than the other team (and almost guaranteed victory) - but Ah Pui would always be in the stronger team. That meant that Ah Pui could at least have a taste of victory in sport as his team would always win, then Mr Kind would praise him for how well he played. Mr Kind hopes that the positive experience of winning would make Ah Pui enjoy sports more and do more exercise.
The other kids knew what Mr Kind was up to and so one day, when Mr Kind praised Ah Pui, they pointed out, "but Mr Kind, Ah Pui didn't even score any of the goals, he just stood around and did very little, I don't even think he even touched the basketball during the entire game - so what are you praising him for Mr Kind?" You know what kids are like! Mr Kind would then made up some story about team work and how everyone in the basketball team has a role to play, that victory depended on the whole team working together and so everyone deserved to feel praised, not just the boys who scored the goals. Of course, Mr Kind didn't fool me (nor most of the other kids), but I didn't feel the need to say anything because I sensed that Ah Pui realized exactly what Mr Kind was doing. So yes, there are nice people in life like Mr Kind who do go out of the way to level the playing field in life for people like Ah Pui - but he was able to only do it within the limited context of a primary school PE lesson and there was a limit to how much Mr Kind could do.
Those who are arguing against elitism are hoping for people to be nice, to do what Mr Kind did and to level the playing field for them - why should the children of the elite get access to better opportunities in life just because their parents have bought them that privilege? I can see where that sentiment is coming from: it can be extremely frustrating to see the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, when social mobility is just an idea that politicians wax lyrical about. But at the end of the day, Mr Kind had really nothing to lose in his little social experience to fix the games to make sure that Ah Pui won every time. If you were to ask gatekeepers like me to level the playing field, I'm just going to turn around and say no - sorry but I have way too much to lose: if I select the wrong candidate by leveling the playing field, the company could lose thousands of dollars and I could get blamed, even sacked for that mistake. I have everything to lose and nothing to gain by leveling the playing field - so even if I don't support the idea of elitism in principle, I really have no motivation to do anything to challenge the status quo. Surely the onus to solve inequality in society should be placed on governments, rather than individual companies or individuals. I'm afraid the business world is very different from the primary school environment and if you really miss the innocence of that environment, I can only suggest that you go become a primary school teacher so you can indeed play the role of Mr Kind with nothing lose.
So that's it from me on this topic. I hope I've done it justice. It's a huge issue with so many questions, I've said plenty and now I invite you to leave a comment below and please let me know what you think. Many thanks for reading.
Now I know what you're going to say, why haven't I mentioned Aesop's fable of the tortoise and the hare? Well let's look at that then - in that story, the much faster hare is so confident of winning that he takes a nap midway through the rest, only to allow the tortoise to win. It still doesn't change the fact that both the hare and the tortoise took an awfully long time to complete the race - and as a gatekeeper, neither the hare nor the tortoise are any good to me. The hare may have made a terrible error of judgement, but that doesn't change the fact that the tortoise was still incredibly slow. Quite simply, two wrongs don't make a right! I would ideally like to hire a hare who will only take naps after the race is won, I don't want to hire a tortoise who is really slow. Besides, there were only two competitors in that race: in the real world, gatekeepers will receive so many applications for any one position they advertise for - thus they never really need to give any slow tortoises any chances when there are plenty of faster animals to choose from. Aesop may have been trying to make a point about humility and arrogance, but this fable will not help any SIM graduate in real life.
Two wrongs don't make a right. |
Now you may be thinking, how does SIM get away with this? Isn't this misleading? Is it at the very least, a serious case of grade inflation? Shouldn't their students be subjected to the same standards as the university issuing the degree - UOL-LSE? The answer is simple: if SIM subjected this students to LSE standards, then all their students will fail, not a single student will actually graduate as they will all get Fs in every single module, in every single exam. Nobody wants to go to a university where they have no hope of passing any exam and no hope of ever graduating if they fail every single test. It would be like expecting a tortoise to run a race with a group of race horses - the tortoise cannot realistically catch up with the race horses. That is why SIM students are only really competing against each other, rather than anyone from any other university. That's why SIM gladly passes at least most of their students and issues them with a degree - but don't worry, us gatekeepers are aware of how this system works and we are under no illusions about the ability of students from private universities like SIM.
Now why am I so mean - why am I so utterly evil, why am I comparing SIM graduates to slow tortoises who will never catch up with the faster animals? This is a direct response to my reader James who claimed in a comment on my blog that, "I got a degree in IT from UniSIM but I'm sure I can do as good a job as those from top Unis like Cambridge, Harvard or MIT." My response to that is, "well James, if you are as capable as those who went to Cambridge, Harvard or MIT - then why didn't you go to a more respectable university? Why couldn't you at least get into NUS? Why did you end up at SIM? How did you mess up your secondary education so badly - oh dear James, what happened? Like did you get dengue fever during the exams?" I'm sorry if it sounds incredibly demeaning to have to put it in those terms, but you've got to admit, it is a reasonable question with only one logical answer: James is not as clever as those who make it to Cambridge, Harvard or MIT. Heck, he is not even clever enough for NUS. That is why he is in SIM. Well, that's how I would see it anyway, as a gatekeeper. Most people are simply too polite to correct someone like James when he comes up with a statement like that, but I'm not that polite I suppose. Limpeh's blog is actually very un-PC.
Does it matter which university you went to? |
So why do universities like RMIT, Warwick and UOL-LSE participate in such programmes then? Are they not worried that such graduates from SIM will simply tarnish the good reputations of their universities? Well, I have a simple answer for you: money. Yup, it is all about money - it costs a lot of money to run a big university and in the age of austerity, governments are slashing budgets for education. All universities are always looking for new and innovative ways to make more money. There are often legal caps on just how much fees the universities can charge the students - so they have got to look for other ways to make money. Issuing degrees through external programmes is a really easy way to make money: the university simply shares their syllabus for their students with the external organization and marks the exam scripts. They may allow external students to spend a term or two on their campus at a price (hey, nothing is for free) and for the privilege of claiming, "my degree is issued by this prestigious university", the university gets to charge each external student quite a hefty fee, often without the external even ever setting foot on the campus. It is a great way to make money - they are cashing in on their good reputations. Note that the top universities like Oxford, Cambridge and other Ivy League universities would never take part in something like that - they have enough money and to engage in external programmes like that is probably too demeaning for them.
Now as a gatekeeper, how would I deal with this situation? I would look at the details of the applicant's education and see what university s/he attended. If there's any kind of ambiguity whether the student actually attended the university or procured the degree via an external programme (such as through SIM-GE), then I would verify that with the applicant and if necessary, ask to see the degree itself. If I am still in doubt, I would always check with the university itself to see if the student did attend the university s/he claimed s/he did. You can't lie about things like that on your CV, you would be caught out by gatekeepers. Even if you did manage to somehow fool a gatekeeper, you would certainly be caught out during the job interview itself. You can't hope for charity or sympathy during a job interview, get real.
Will your degree help you find a good job? |
So as to the blunt question: Why do you think SIM grads are stupid, useless and have no future? Well, I'm not making any personal attacks here: I am merely interpreting the data. If a student does so badly in his studies that he cannot qualify for a decent university and turns to SIM as a last resort, than what does that tell you about the student? The words "stupid" and "useless" might be used by some to describe the student in question, but most people would be kinder and avoid using such harsh words. Do they have no future? What I would say is that their degrees are hardly going to help them find a job in this competitive environment given how gatekeepers treat people from private universities like SIM. You may as well have not even bothered with a degree in that case - but loads of people do enter the workforce without a degree and still manage to build a very successful career for themselves. My opinion is that you're better off without a lousy degree than to spend all that time, money and effort getting a lousy one from SIM - you would have at least saved a lot of money (S$27,800 is a lot of money for a degree that is not going to help you) and three years of your life, with which, you could have perhaps gained some valuable work experience.
Finally, are Western societies less elitist than Singapore? Would we hire a graduate from SIM whose degree is issued by a (supposedly) good British university? Oh James, you are so going to be disappointed. At the end of the day, whether you are in Bedok or Boston, Bishan or Birmingham, one very basic principle still applies: gatekeepers take their jobs very seriously and we do not want to make any mistakes. Trust me, I've been a gatekeeper and if I made a mistake, my neck would be on the line and my boss would not be kind to me. What kind of mistakes are we talking about? It is quite possible to hire the wrong person for the job: the new guy struggles to pick up the skills, does not respond well to the training and keeps messing up. The boss gets angry and the inevitable happens: either the new guy jumps before he is pushed by quitting (you'll be amazed how many people do that) or the boss fires the new guy. The boss then turns to the gatekeeper in rage and screams, "what the hell were you thinking, he was so useless!"
Gatekeepers do not want to be held responsible for a mistake! |
Look at this situation from the point of view of the company. The company spent time, money and resources training up the new guy - the new guy would have been paid for the time he worked for the company (which in this case, let's just say it is several weeks' salary) - regardless of the circumstances, the company still needs to pay him for the time he worked there. Various members of staff would have spent him training this new guy and after the new guy is gone, they have to start all over again and spend more time, money and resources recruiting a new person to fill that position. This kind of mistake is very costly for the company - we're talking about thousands of dollars down the drain because they hired the wrong person! Work is not done, time is wasted and they still need to start all over again and hire someone else - it is nothing short of a disaster. The boss would blame the gatekeeper when such a mistake happens and it is the ultimate nightmare for every gatekeeper (even though most gatekeepers would make sure the boss agrees to any hiring decision). Now that's a pretty horrible position that no gatekeeper wants to be in.
Allow me to share something I have experienced years ago - there were two such cases in a company I used to work for. One was a posh guy who had a degree from Oxford in history - he is clearly an intelligent guy but simply couldn't adapt to a business environment (which let's face it, was a world away from writing history essays and analyzing historical events). When he was sacked, the bosses merely shrugged their shoulders and said, "what a shame, an Oxford graduate, so intelligent! He was such a nice guy, we gave him so many chances yet he just couldn't make it, oh well. I hope he manages to get a good job elsewhere." But when the same thing happened to a graduate from a university somewhat lower down the league tables, the bosses gave the gatekeeper hell for having given that guy a chance. Double standards? You bet. They were far more forgiving towards the guy from Oxford and far less patient towards to the other guy. So is this fair? Probably not, but what has fairness got to do with it? Please read the memo:
Did you get the memo? Here it is James. |
At the end of the day, you may call this elitism, but for profit-making companies, it is not just about trying to maximize profits by hiring the best talents - it is also about minimizing loss by avoiding bad mistakes (like the one made by hiring the history graduate from Oxford). I would like to finish by sharing a story about a very kind PE teacher from my primary school, let's call him Mr Kind. There was a really fat kid in my class, let's call him Ah Pui (Hokkien for 'fatty'). Ah Pui hated sports because he got exhausted quickly and often got teased by the other kids for being fat and clumsy. Mr Kind wanted Ah Pui to have a positive experience in sports, so he started making us play games like basketball and football and he made sure one team was a lot stronger than the other team (and almost guaranteed victory) - but Ah Pui would always be in the stronger team. That meant that Ah Pui could at least have a taste of victory in sport as his team would always win, then Mr Kind would praise him for how well he played. Mr Kind hopes that the positive experience of winning would make Ah Pui enjoy sports more and do more exercise.
The other kids knew what Mr Kind was up to and so one day, when Mr Kind praised Ah Pui, they pointed out, "but Mr Kind, Ah Pui didn't even score any of the goals, he just stood around and did very little, I don't even think he even touched the basketball during the entire game - so what are you praising him for Mr Kind?" You know what kids are like! Mr Kind would then made up some story about team work and how everyone in the basketball team has a role to play, that victory depended on the whole team working together and so everyone deserved to feel praised, not just the boys who scored the goals. Of course, Mr Kind didn't fool me (nor most of the other kids), but I didn't feel the need to say anything because I sensed that Ah Pui realized exactly what Mr Kind was doing. So yes, there are nice people in life like Mr Kind who do go out of the way to level the playing field in life for people like Ah Pui - but he was able to only do it within the limited context of a primary school PE lesson and there was a limit to how much Mr Kind could do.
Ah Pui won many basketball games - but was he any good at it? |
Those who are arguing against elitism are hoping for people to be nice, to do what Mr Kind did and to level the playing field for them - why should the children of the elite get access to better opportunities in life just because their parents have bought them that privilege? I can see where that sentiment is coming from: it can be extremely frustrating to see the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, when social mobility is just an idea that politicians wax lyrical about. But at the end of the day, Mr Kind had really nothing to lose in his little social experience to fix the games to make sure that Ah Pui won every time. If you were to ask gatekeepers like me to level the playing field, I'm just going to turn around and say no - sorry but I have way too much to lose: if I select the wrong candidate by leveling the playing field, the company could lose thousands of dollars and I could get blamed, even sacked for that mistake. I have everything to lose and nothing to gain by leveling the playing field - so even if I don't support the idea of elitism in principle, I really have no motivation to do anything to challenge the status quo. Surely the onus to solve inequality in society should be placed on governments, rather than individual companies or individuals. I'm afraid the business world is very different from the primary school environment and if you really miss the innocence of that environment, I can only suggest that you go become a primary school teacher so you can indeed play the role of Mr Kind with nothing lose.
So that's it from me on this topic. I hope I've done it justice. It's a huge issue with so many questions, I've said plenty and now I invite you to leave a comment below and please let me know what you think. Many thanks for reading.
Hi Alex,
ReplyDeleteQuite an educational(albeit blunt) article,though I have two questions in mind:
1.) Since intelligence is one of the most important, if not the most important, attributes that gatekeepers look for in the candidates, to what extent would gatekeepers take into consideration psychometric test which measures intelligence(e.g.:IQ test)?
2.) Assuming you have a submission from a candidate who is a graduate from a local private university. However with a good enough result from his prior study and some working experience,he was admitted to post-graduate programme in a prestigious public university(for example,NUS) and now holds a post-graduate degree from that university.
So how would you decide whether to hire them or not?
Hi Liu ZG,
Delete1. That is a good question - some big companies have the resources to spend a lot on big HR departments who can conduct quite complex tests to test candidates when it comes to proving their ability. These are not IQ tests per se, but tests specifically designed to test if the candidates have the right skills for the job. More on this in my next article. Smaller companies do not have the resources for such tests, that's when they use more extensive interviews to try to test the candidates and also, they will look at degrees and other paper qualifications as well. But let's put it this way, can a dumb person 'smoke' his way through an Oxford degree? Nope. Not gonna happen. So the moment we see an Oxford degree, we usually roll out the red carpet. Is this elitism? So be it.
2. Ah, once you have some work experience, I become far more interested in the work experience than paper qualifications. You see, work experience counts for a lot as you are actually being paid a salary by an employer to do a job - if you screw up, you will be sacked. So yes, once the candidate has some work experience, he has proven himself in a completely different environment. So yes, in this case, I would look at his work experience and see how well he has done in his post-grad programme. I may decide to be evil and just ask him why he went to a local private university to see if I will get some sob story like "I got dengue fever during my A levels exams, that's why I failed them."
Does this answer your question?
Thanks for the reply, it has more or less answered my questions.
DeleteAnd to sum it up, the candidate can prove his/her worth to the Gatekeeper and HR academically or otherwise(such as work experience or specific skills).
Correct. That's what gatekeepers/HR people are for - if jobs are simply assigned to those with the best grades, then we don't even need to pay a gatekeeper to do that job at all, just get a clerk to filter the results to find the most highly educated candidate. But the fact is, giving the wrong candidate the job can turn out to be a very costly mistake for the company - that's why the company would rather invest in a thorough testing and interview process to make sure that they pick the most suitable person for the job. I hope that helps :)
DeleteHi limpeh.
ReplyDeleteAs a gatekeeper, what do you think of graduates who went to mid tier or low tier university but did so well at their degree level they qualify to enter at a Master level at top tier university like LSE. There were actually a few exceptional student who did exceptionally well at the UOL program at SIM and proceeded to do Masters at LSE itself.
Would you able to look past his degree and only focus on the Masters?
What I've heard from others is that Masters programs (even at good schools) tend to be much less selective than undergraduate programs due to lower competition and the school's intention to make money. However, the same can't be said for those who got in via full-scholarships from the institution.
DeleteHi XxtoweringxX, I refer you to my answer for LiuZG as he has asked practically the same question as you. Thanks for your answer Jeraldine.
Deletewhat about when gradating with good grades?
DeleteDarren, you're rather vague - I am assuming that you're asking what if I encounter a graduate from SIM with good grades, is that it?
DeleteWell that just means that he is a fast tortoise, faster than all the other tortoises (from SIM) but he is still much slower than a race horse from a good university. Good grades mean nothing - the university means a lot more, as explained in the article.
I second that. When I sort out prospective hires, I rank Oxford/Cambridge/Imperial students with average grades over top students from Leicester/Aberdeen/Liverpool. Yes, there is always a small chance that the top student of the year from Dublin may be better than an average King's College guy, but I'm not going to take a chance on an assumption that is unlikely to be true.
DeleteOf course, the QS ranking is not exactly the be all and end of a gatekeeper's considerations. Good prior job experience (i.e. relevancy, lengthy tenures) trumps academic qualifications in many scenarios. While academics play a huge role for management trainee roles, I'll always take a "tried-and-tested" guy for jobs that need you to hit the ground running (assuming everyone performed just as well during interviews).
So for any readers out there graduating soon with an SIM degree - its not a hopeless quagmire that you are in. Just be realistic with your expectations for your first job - if you find yourself jobless after 1-2 months of sending out CVs to top MNC firms, you should start considering other jobs in smaller firms. Its like the EPL - If you prove yourself in the "lower leagues", you can eventually get promoted to the premier league. (Takes a lot of hard/smart work and the stars need to be aligned though).
Hi LIFT, Thanks for your DEVASTATINGLY frank article, which I read with intense interest for the sake of my kid who just completed Sec4. Ive been hunting down his options but Ive to face it, he is bound for a simple life.
ReplyDeleteStill, in the course of my research I came across a special scheme for joint venture external degrees between local private schools and overseas universities (PLENTY of them here, Singapore's educational hub for the masses throughout Asia including Russia all the way to Eastern Europe where the people come to learn English).
First of all, whatever your results or qualifications, if not good enough you enrol in preparatory / foundation classes which you must pass in order to get into an undergrad course.
Then theres a "hybrid" arrangement: if its a 3-year program, you do 2 years in Singapore, then complete your final year in the UK.
The prospectus SWEARS upside-down that you end up with EXACTLY the SAME degree as someone who's done ALL 3 YEARS on-campus.
My question is: "wu ngia bo?" (Hokkien "this for real?")
Because, based on your explanation of grading on a curve, theres no fixed reference group (ie. local students vs the UK cohort) in such a case.
Your brutal honesty is not only expected, but actually required and very appreciated, thanks much.
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DeleteHi CLT,
Delete1. I laughed when you wrote "wu ngia bo?" Because clearly, you have seen through their bullshit. Of course bo bgia lah! As explained in my article, it is clearly not - you can't get something for nothing in life lah, alamak. You think some bodoh gong kia who had terrible O level results can somehow stumble his way through an SIM course and then end up with EXACTLY the same degree as an A-level scholar who went to LSE after getting straight As for his A-levels exams? Now, how is that possible? It simply isn't possible - as explained: you do the same syllabus, you take the same exam, but because you are graded against other students on the same course in the private uni in Singapore (as opposed to say, the LSE students) you are subjected to much lower standards and the pass mark is much, much lower. Cos if these private uni students are subject to the same standards as the students in a uni like LSE, not a single one would ever graduate as they would get nothing but Fs for every single exam for every single module.
But you know all this already lah - and guess what? The prospectus may try to con some gongkia into believing that he can still get a respectable degree, but us gatekeepers, we're wiser than that. It is our job to read between the lines, check the details, double check if we even have the slightest suspicion and you cannot sneak anything past us gatekeepers.
So yeah, I'm begging you please: don't waste your hard earned money on getting your son one of these utterly useless degrees. It is not worth the paper it is printed on.
As for Neoplasm's POV, well, that's his POV. It's a moot point - even if your son is happy to go work in say, Thailand, Philippines or Vietnam; does he want to and can he speak Thai, Tagalog or Vietnamese fluently?
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DeleteHmmm. I think the wider issue is that many Singaporeans want to do jobs that will either please their parents (hence the narrow range of acceptable careers: lawyer, doctor, engineer) or they wanna make money but they never think what will make them happy. Do they not care what will make them happy ?
Delete@Chin Lam Toh: I have a story just for you. I thought about this when I was at the gym tonight.
DeleteThis is a true story involving a friend of mine, so I will censor some of the personal details as I am not going to be very kind. Let's call this guy JK (not his real name). JK came to study in the UK as a child and is now in his early 20s, I got to know him in my gymnastics club as he loves gymnastics so much. He started gymnastics in his late teens and is making up for lost time - a few years ago, he came up with an idea. JK is from a small country (sorry I can't mention it) which doesn't have much of a gymnastics programme, so he wanted to be the first gymnast from his country to go to the Olympics. Now JK's parents are rich, like CRAZY rich. He never has to work, he just gets money from daddy and his father bought him a big house in London.
So when JK told his father he wanted to go to the Olympics, his father said fine, tell me how much money you need for your training. JK did some research and found this coach in America who produced a world champion a few years ago (the US has a really good men's gymnastics programme) and obviously, he's a great coach. He runs his own gymnastics club and there is a very long waiting list to get into that gymnastics club because he is so famous for having produced a world champion. Loads of parents are thinking, "hey, coach my child and make him a world champion too!" Needless to say, this coach gets to charge as much as he wants for his coaching and make a LOT of money.
Anyway, JK's dad must have paid a LOT of money because the next thing I knew, JK had gone to America and was training at this gym with so many of the top gymnasts in America. Like woah, he's posting pictures on social media with some really famous gymnasts and I thought, okay JK is really serious about improving his gymnastics, maybe he will actually get somewhere.
Is JK any good at gymnastics? He's okay, he's learnt some of the basics but I had expected him to have progressed a lot faster given the amount of time and money he has spent in America. Guess what? He's not progressed much and I'm like, geez, that tells me that there is a limit to his talent and he's probably never going to become a champion gymnast. I've actually seen some of the videos he has posted and I just shake my head when I watched it because the videos suggested that going to America was just a big waste of money since he's clearly barking up the wrong tree with gymnastics. Even one of the best coaches in America couldn't turn him into a good gymnast.
part 2 coming up
DeleteSo - JK can claim, "I train at one of America's best gymnastics club." (100% true) he can also claim, "I have one of the best coaches not just in America, but in the world." (again, 100% true) Note that both statements are true because his dad spent a LOT of money on his training. But will JK ever win a gold medal in gymnastics? No, because his standard just isn't high enough - he just doesn't know how to perform the very difficult skills and you can't win with basic or intermediate skills. Heck, I'm turning 40 this year and I can perform more difficulty than him. Gymnastics skills are rated A (the easiest) to G (the most difficult) and I can still do skills rated a D, whilst JK has plenty of A and B skills but can't perform any C skills. That's how low his standard is.
Nobody will get to the Olympics or win a gold medal just because their money has bought them the chance to train at the best gymnastics club in the world, with the best coach in the world. At the end of the day, JK still needs to have the goods if he wants his Olympic dreams to come true.
Likewise, the people who claim that "you end up with EXACTLY the SAME degree as someone who's done ALL 3 YEARS on-campus." (wu ngia bo?) You know what? You can make whatever claim you want, you can have whatever fancy words you want printed on your degree. But at the end of the day, in the same way JK will eventually have to perform for a panel of judges at a gymnastics competition to be judged, all SIM graduates will be interviewed and evaluated by employers as part of the recruitment process. Until then, talk is cheap - so, the way the prospectus can make wild claims about the validity of the degree reminds me of how JK boasts about how great his American gymnastics club or his coach is. I'm like, yeah yeah, you're not fooling anyone. The rest of the world is not that easily taken in.
The word 'private' university is not what you mean here, as many of the top universities in the world including Harvard and Princeton Universities are private universities.
ReplyDeleteI take your point regarding it being pointless to level the playing field. Companies have effectiveness as their priority so hiring someone like Ah Pui will not do the job. But if I may offer another view to what the original poster is saying about elitism. I think that he means that people can make mistakes. Not everyone has a privileged life. Some people have to struggle to get past the fact that they cannot afford the easy path. Other people may have different problems and challenges that hold them back but they are not like Ah Pui who is untalented. They are talented people and would do well if given the chance. Elitist gatekeepers don't even give them the chance to get on the playing field to show that they are very skilled with the ball and can score goals and work well with the team.
I have a friend who went to Harvard University and then went to TsingHua University, both excellent universities. But he is very socially stunted and while he would be a good data cruncher, he will never be an effective manager and senior executive. So even though his parents have money and paid in full his tuition, he is essentially a very book smart person who does not have the survival and aggressive instinct to survive in finance and investment, even though he thinks that is what he wants.
I have another friend who fell on hard times when he was a teenager. His parents passed away suddenly and as an orphan fending for himself, he had to work to support himself. He managed to get accepted into very good universities but in the US, the best private universities such as Harvard, Pricneton or Stanford do not or very rarely offer scholarships and he could not afford the tuition. He ended up going to quite a good state university as the tuition was lower. He worked the whole time he was getting his degree. He has great street smarts he got rejected by all the big finance companies. I think this is a shame on their part as he has the real skills to have made them a lot of money. At least he has a happy ending and is doing well by himself now by leveraging his ability to speak Mandarin to help Chinese investors invest in the US.
Someone with good street smarts and is intelligent will not let these gatekeepers hold them back but that is beside the point which is that gatekeepers should be able to evaluate someone's capabilities with something other than their university degree. They should be able to pick up that this person has potential even if he does not have the correct degree. More gatekeepers should be open to exceptions to the rule and just laugh at people with less prestigious degrees and throw their resume in the trash.
Hello Ms Gotham, thanks for your comment.
Delete1. I used the term 'private university' because in Singapore, people tend to refer to universities like SIM as private universities (my fellow blogger Jeraldine used that same phrase). As my readers for this article are mostly in Singapore, I decided to use that phrase, but I take your point about the American system.
2. Sure people make mistakes - I've made loads of them along the way too! But my point is that you cannot realistically expect gatekeepers to give people the benefit of the doubt when they come with a less than brilliant CV - "oh I've made a few mistakes along the way, but give me a chance to prove myself." If I don't have anyone better candidate applying for the job, then I may decide to be kind and give this person a chance. But if I have the luxury of picking someone with a better track record and CV, then I will play it safe and give the better candidate the job rather than take a chance by giving the other guy a chance. Such is the harsh reality of gatekeepers having to play it safe and not take chances. Some companies will have the resources (and a BIIIIG HR department) to test and interview a large number of candidates to find the best man for the job - but for a small company recruiting just for just one position: how many people can we realistically interview for one position? Ten? 20? 30? It gets to a point where our shortlist is not short anymore - so no, the gatekeeper has to reject the vast majority of applicants to create that initial shortlist which has to be realistic in length (the clue is in the name, shortlist). It's not our job to level the playing field for anyone - tough - our responsibility is to the company who pays our salaries to do a job, which is to identify the best candidate. Our responsibility is not to some greater social ideology about creating a more fair society and promote social mobility, helping the poor and underprivileged and the likes of Ah Pui.
As for your stories ... just allow me to assure you that good gatekeepers do read CVs and applications. If someone has a convincing story and has done interesting stuff, then fair enough, we will invite them in for an interview at the very least. We do not simply give out the job to the person with the best academic results - if one operated such a system, then all you need is a clerk or secretary to check the results and identify the candidate with the best qualifications. But no, that's not how it works - gatekeepers do look at a lot more than just degrees and paper qualifications, we do a tough job, we are good judges of human character and it is a huge responsibility. So please stop imagining that we're just elitist assholes who mock people who didn't go to a prestigious university - our job's a lot more complex than that.
Like what Alex has mentioned, as gatekeepers, we are always looking for "something" beyond academic qualifications of the candidates. But that "something" has to be visible on the CV/resume. I wonder if there is a piece in Alex's archive on resume writing.
DeleteIn Alex's perspective, that "something" could be previous related work experience/internship.
In my industry, we look out for projects that candidates participated in and the roles they play, no matter whether the scales and the outcomes of the projects are. It is proof to us that candidates at the very least know their stuff.
On the topic of how "talented" a person is, I am considered not "talented" by Singapore society as my results are turd. But I still managed to acquire development jobs out of Singapore, outperforming other "talented" candidates. Rather than assessing how "talented" a candidate is, as a gatekeeper who has been through the system, I would assess the aptitude the candidate possess for the position. Every different role and position requires different aptitude from the candidate.
Hi Weiping, I wrote something on job interviews years ago: http://limpehft.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/2012-lesson-2-job-interviews.html But I think there are plenty of other bloggers who have written pieces on presenting CVs and resume writing.
DeleteBut you're absolutely right Weiping, we do look at the whole picture and never just at academic records. Work experience is extremely important.
Weiping, have you ever encountered situations where you think someone is overqualified for the job? That's some of the more bizarre situations I've come across - so yeah, aptitude is paramount. I once had the dilemma where I had someone who was so brilliant on paper I thought that he was just going to do the job for the few months, get bored and then piss off to go find something else more suited to his incredible talents. So identifying the right person who will be the right fit for the company is a very difficult challenge indeed.
Hi Alex, I hardly think of any qualified candidate as overqualified. If they are really that good, I welcome them to take over my leader/management responsibility so that I can focus on delivering and improving quality products/services to clients.
DeleteA lot of people might consider me having no ambitions. I am ambitious about what I make but I am just not interested in moving up the corporate ladder.
Well Weiping, there were times when the company was hiring for some rather junior entry level positions and still, we received applications from people I deemed overqualified. On paper, they looked brilliant (complete with years of work experience) and I was just left thinking, I can't create a role to fit your skills and experience; we're only recruiting for this junior role and the money ain't great as it is for someone with far less experience ... It is one thing to give them more responsibility - but they would reasonably expect more money for it, but is there money available for that new person? Often not I'm afraid.
DeleteHeck, I've taken a step back from the corporate world and am working for myself these days. As a sales & marketing expert, I can spend the rest of my life trying to flog other people's products - but am now trying to create my own and then selling it. Quite a different experience.
I was once on the receiving end for your bizarre case. I once applied for a developer position in a small game studio based in Singapore. My years of experience was considered to be junior and yet my technical proficiency was quantified to be that of mid-level. They rejected me due to budget reasons. My interviewer was pretty frank with me about it halfway through the interview and we spent the remaining time discussing development methodologies.
DeleteWell yes, there's probably no point in hiring someone who is just not right for the job if you know in your heart that he is overqualified and will feel bored (and underpaid) within months. People shouldn't apply for jobs that they are overqualified for, but it happens.
DeleteI thought that this article was written primarily about undergraduate degrees and applying for jobs right after graduation. This means they have no previous work history. I am sure that LIFT, you are simplifying a lot of the details to focus on the main point of your article and not showing how being a gatekeeper is a more nuanced role instead of vetting schools. Maybe you will do a separate piece on this at some future time. My point was just that, that being a good gatekeeper isn't about laughing at someone's audacity to apply for a good job even with a lesser known degree, but it means looking at the entirety of who a person could be. Clearly you agree with this, but I just wanted to make this point because to dismiss it would sound very elitist. You would think this is common sense, but you know better than me that common sense isn't always common. Some of your readers may not know this and that's why there are more cries of elitism.
DeleteI also take WPT's point that someone with a less standard history should show their depth in a visible way in order to be called in for an interview. I would argue that anyone, even someone with a great degree should do that since let's be real here, there are now also too many people with good degrees who cannot find good jobs. As a gatekeeper, how would you maximize the chances of picking up a talented person who will do very well with the company and the job even without a prestigious university? How will you separate this person from the Ah Puis? You suggest that it's not worth the risk and maybe I am idealistic, but I like to think that employees are a great asset of a company and we should always be on the lookout for trainable high potential candidates that have the ability to flourish and stay on for a long time, rather than squeezing maximum profitability out of people by having a high turnover and short term contracts. On the other side, even for people who have gotten into good schools, how do you filter out the ones such as my other friend, who is book smart but really dumb in every other aspect and would just waste company time and resources? Thanks in advance for sharing your view on this.
I will admit now, that I do not have a good degree. For this reason, I started off very low but at a company where I had very good visibility with the boss, who did go to a top 5 university. I worked my ass off and he ended up writing me a recommendation to a very good company that he used to work for that usually only hires people from top universities. I got in and worked my way up and I have been there for over a decade already. So I understand that people like me, who have made 'mistakes' as you call them, can always get into the game, but will have to prove themselves and find workarounds to show that they can do the work and have talent. Maybe this is something you can share and mention to round out the argument about degrees and elitism.
If you are genuinely stupid and untalented or fundamentally lazy and those are the ROOT CAUSES of why you cannot get into a good university then of course you have no business applying for high end jobs and as you say, tough shit, you're dumb and live with it. You deserve to have your resume thrown in the garbage by gatekeepers. But if you just hit a few speed bumps and unfortunately this knocked you out of having a nice checkbox for gatekeepers to tick to allow you through the first round to grant an interview, then you have to take measures to be noticed and to stand out and of course you have to have what it takes and you have to work your ass off.
@MsGotham, speaking from my personal experience from the software industry, this is now my current approach for interviewing candidates. The moment I receive a CV/Resume, without even taking a look at it, I would reply with customized technical interview questions (copying the idea from how Amazon Web Services interviewed me), getting candidates to finish the questions/tasks within a reasonable time limit that I know I would also need, like a week and await their answers. Those that reply with acceptable answers/results will earn a face-to-face interview time slot. It is only then, I will go through their CV/Resume. It helps me sift out practically undesired candidates with no potential. My questions are not dependent on prior knowledge but problem solving skills, they help me assess how the candidates approach difficult tasks and the assumptions that the candidates make.
DeleteThe comment from James is typical Singapore naivety: who is going to sponsor your visa? Are you so exceptional because of your grades? SGers think that grades will get them everywhere because of the education and public/civil service systems. Young people seem to want to get out but aren't willing to go through the hassle of finding out actual ways.
DeleteWhile I agree with your honest views which are also mostly true, I would say you are placing alot of this in the context UK, US and Singapore system, which by the way is highly elitist, because they filter all their smart people to the best universities.
ReplyDeleteOf course comparing SIM to UOL is too obvious an argument. What I'm more concern is that if you place this strong belief in yours to universities that are not in world rankings (considering the top ones are monopolised by UK and US).
Consider Germany and many Scandinavian universities where their rankings are crap despite cutting edge technology and education existing there. Their system simply do not give so much emphasis on rankings. They just do not put so much effort in playing this ranking game (which US, UK and Singapore is very good in playing).
If what you say is totally true, their economy would falter and wouldn't be exporting highly valued services and products over the world, because their uni rankings suck and therefore their people must be dumbfucks.
They mainly just care about giving people a good education in the purest form, not the profit making, marketing shit that UK and US and Singapore is doing.
What I'm saying is your beliefs are mainly moulded by your experience in UK as a gate keeper. Although you are totally right for systems in UK, US and Singapore.
By the way, for some UOL faculties , their minimum admissions are also really crap, for instance, urban planning or some shit along that line.
Another would be UCL slade school of arts. People there make really good art, but not the so called smart people that you define.
Not to forget 'private donations' from rich and famous parents of incompetent children.
So to totally hold the belief you have might not fully hold even in the Uk.
John, thanks for your comment but you are clearly very new to my blog and thus have made a few assumptions of me that none of my regular readers will make. Unlike many Brits and certainly unlike 99.99% of Singaporeans, I speak French at near-native fluency and also speak German, Welsh, Italian and Spanish to a very high standard. I also speak some Portuguese, Dutch, Serbo-Croat, Russian, Turkish, Polish, Slovak, Czech, Swedish and Slovenian. I am a Youtube sensation for being quite the European polyglot and have been invited for chat shows in the UK to talk about just how incredibly talented I am when it comes to my European languages. I have worked in Switzerland, France and Germany - I have even studied at Paris-IV Sorbonne university. I am a total Europhile - I not only travel extensively throughout Europe but have spent a lot of time working on the continent and if you want to talk about European universities, you've come to the right man.
DeleteHow dare you make an assumption that I don't know anything about German or Scandinavian universities. If you have read my blog for long enough, you would read about the time I have spent working in Hamburg and Köln and when I talked about working in a German-speaking work environment. In short, I'm showing you my middle finger: fuck you, I know far more about the German system than you. You think you're so fucking smart, well I'm fucking smarter than you. Unless you've lived and worked in Germany too and you speak German as well as I do, I can't imagine you know more about the German system than I do, BWAHAHAHA. Fuck you.
As my article was aimed primarily at Singaporeans, guess what? The vast majority of Singaporeans don't know any French or German (or Swedish, Danish etc). So they are not even considering studying at a European university where classes are not taught in English - and even if they did do some French or German, are they fluent enough to be able to function at say, the Sorbonne university at Paris the way I did? My French is at a very high standard, but I am still more comfortable in English than French. So by that token, I had taken the decision to exclude universities that do not conduct their courses in English because I wanted to address the needs of my audience, rather than boast about how fucking brilliant I am when it came to European languages.
Having worked in Paris, Köln, Hamburg, Instanbul, Geneva, Bratislava, Prague, Frankfurt and other European cities (oh am I showing off again?), my experience is a far more pan-European perspective on the issue and yes, fuck you John, I have far more international work experience than the vast majority of UK gatekeepers which is why my opinion is so valued. I have dealt with so many European teams before, in non-English speaking environments across Europe - how many British people can claim that? Heck, they're probably unable to function in a non-English speaking environment because they're not fluent in another language.
Am I saying that the UOL is the holy grail of universities and everything is perfect there? No, far from it. It has its faults, as does Oxford and Cambridge too, plenty of faults in the system. But the bottom line is that despite the faults there, they still continue to attract straight A students. Gatekeepers look at far more than just the university the applicant has attended, they look at the full picture and then there is also the interview process where we subject the applicants to various tests to evaluate them - it is a complex process.
So in summary John:
1. Fuck you, I know far more about the European system than you do.
2. Fuck you, I'm far smarter and more intelligent than you originally thought.
3. Fuck you, I have far more experience working and living in European than you thought.
4. Fuck you, I can be fucking rude and I love fucking swearing when I am pissed off.
5. Fuck you. That is all, thank you.
John, when one talks about the rankings, one has to be sure about what kind of rankings is being looked at. There are so many different types of rankings for Universities. For an engineering company, their HR would look at the rankings for engineering related to their industry.
DeleteBased on the ranking as shown in the site below, the rankings of German universities are not crap for engineering.
http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/university-subject-rankings/2015/engineering-mechanical#sorting=rank+region=+country=+faculty=+stars=false+search=
Aiyah Wei Ping, that John is just trying to show off lah when he doesn't realize that Limpeh, yours truly, speaks German, has worked in Germany and knows plenty about the German system. Duh. That's why he got my middle finger.
DeleteHallo Limpeh, ich habe nur sehr viel Respekt für Sie. Ja genau, ich spreche Deutsch, aber nicht so gut mit viele Grammatikfehlen. Ich studiere und arbeite auch in Singapur, UK und in Europa, und habe manche Erfahrungen mit die Ausbildungssystem hier. Es tut mir leid, vielleicht Sie haben mich missverstanden. Ich habe Ihnen Artikels viele gelesen, und Sie habe mich inspiriert. Und zwar, ich habe gedacht, obwohl Sie sehr viel Lebenserfahrungen haben, diese Artikel hat kein Ausgleich (nur lokal ohne weltweit context). Mein Kommentar ist Ihnen Artikel zu vergolden. Sowieso, Entschuldigung wenn Sie noch wütend.
DeleteOK John, I'm going to reply in English as I want my other readers like Weiping to understand me - I accept your apology and in return, I'm sorry if I went overboard with the 'fuck yous', that was uncalled for but I did think that you did come across as if you were trying to accuse me of being ignorant of the systems in Germany and elsewhere in Europe.
DeleteClearly, I play to my strengths in my working life - ie. I speak many European languages, what that means is that I end up working with a lot of European people (both clients and colleagues) who are not British. Heck, this is even reflected in my working life as I was hanging out last night with a Hungarian friend. I am about to turn 40 and so I've spent like what, over 15 years in a very pan-European environment working with so many German, French, Dutch, Belgian, Swiss, Austrian, Eastern European etc colleagues and clients? And so yeah, based on that personal experience of 15 years, I do know a lot about the systems in their countries because I'm encountering it first hand. There is a hierarchy as well in the German speaking world and it is true that their system is very different from the British system, but that's another story for another post. But here's the thing - the vast majority of my readers in Singapore don't speak any German at all. And even if they do (like you), would they be able to survive a business meeting where people spoke mostly in German? Thus they will just not even consider studying (or working) in Germany - I'm ignoring the good German options in this article because it is just not open to the vast majority of my readers in Singapore because of the language barrier. It doesn't mean I am ignorant of them - it just means that this is an article written for Singaporeans.
OK?
Hi Limpeh, I have no intention of insulting you, clearly your credentials are obvious. My intention is to have meaningful discussion, at worse you can say I'm playing the devil's advocate, and letting readers know there's something better out there, even in a non English speaking country, and also some flaws in the English system. Or would you rather your readers agree with everything you say? Some of them do seem to have the habit of doing so.
DeleteConsidering your sudden diatribe on me, you seem overly sensitive despite your glowing credentials. Are you too conscious about your self-worth or do you have some unhealthy dose of nassicism?
Whatever it is, your advice on this blog is largely great and still following them in life.
John, I did jump to the wrong conclusions about you being someone trying to 'gey kiang' as we say in Hokkien but you can see how what you wrote led me to having that impression. I don't suffer fools gladly and certainly wouldn't hesitate to shoot someone down if I don't like what they say. A fellow blogger of mine Jeraldine is far more polite and PC because I think at some level, she cares about being well-liked and she wants to be popular amongst her readership whilst I'm this middle aged, balding guy who tells it like it is, swears a lot and doesn't give a shit about being popular (but having behaved like that, I still somehow manage to get loads of readers).
DeleteAs for alternative in non-English speaking countries, sure they exist, I know about them as I have been a part of those systems and for years, I had blogged a lot about people having to learn a few foreign languages and how important it is to master a foreign language or two to a very high standard. I even run a company which encourages and facilitates the early stages of identifying the right foreign language to learn.
If you were to have a read of the other readers who have left comments here, not all of them agree with what I say, but they talk about the issue (ie. "here's another interesting dimension of the issue - blah blah blah") but they do not use it to attack me just because they have chosen to raise a point I have not covered in my article, (ie. "you are ignorant because you have failed to cover this brilliant point I am about to raise.") I saw what you wrote as a personal attack and I thought, have it your way, I'll hit below the belt in return if that's your style.
There are reasons why I chose not to talk about the German system (and the other European systems) - the main one being the language barrier for most Singaporeans and the other reason is that I was painfully aware that this post has turned out to be MUCH longer than most of the other posts that I have written and believe me, I had other points I wanted to cover but I had to say to myself, "even if that's an interesting point, let's leave it for another post as this one is way too long already." I'm not trying to show off the total sum of my knowledge on the issue here, I'm trying to craft a concise enough piece that most people can read and digest, and then take away something useful. (By that token, you could even say that I didn't quite achieve even that, because the piece was way too long-winded.)
Hey Limpeh,
ReplyDeleteYour article is very frank and logical. However, I just like to point what that even I entertained thoughts of studying in a private school because of my real life experiences.
1. HR managers will be biased towards their own alma mater. A lot of the HR positions in local SMEs or MNCs are from such universities. So they will be "jealous" of people from NUS. I recently applied to a retail company as a store manager and in the whole interview my interviewer who studied in a provate uni (on Linkedin I saw) kept "suaning" me about my uni choice.
2. A lot of jobs require you to put 2 upper/gpa without considering about your school. If not, you can't even click next to apply. Like F500 or Government jobs. If I had gone to nursing, I would be the top student there and get my pick of scholarships. I don't think I'm a genius but I think I am above average, but I did very badly in freshman year as I have no econcs background but my degree is in business (and I don't like Business anyway). Fast forward now, I like Finance and can score A, but I still am a bit below 2 lower as my worst grades (2.9/5) can't be pushed up much by my best grades (4/5). Oh, and you can't divide by 5 and multiply by 4 to convert it to out of 4, it doesn't work like that. My American interviewer quipped that in the US everyone gets 3.9/4, but in Singapore 4/5 is very good already.
Hi The LastAurora, allow me to respond to your points.
Delete1. Are there HR managers who are flawed? Of course there are, I'm not saying that all gatekeepers or HR managers are flawless. But the HR manager or gatekeeper's first responsibility is to his company (they are paying his salary) and should NOT be to his alma mater. If the gatekeeper is petty enough to allow his jealousy or any other personal feelings get in the way of doing his job (of identifying the best candidate for the job), then I say, that gatekeeper is an asshole and the one you had encountered is a chao cheebye. He's no more than a fucking idiot and if a company is dumb enough to put a fucking idiot from a shitty university like SIM as their gatekeeper, then you really don't wanna work for that kind of company. My American former boss went to Cambridge and was a genius, I have a lot of respect for him and it was a pleasure working for someone like that. I did however, work under a Major in my army days who was an army regular and fucking hell, he was a total idiot but I had to bite my tongue and take orders from him. I've had enough of working for total fucking morons after NS, that's why I say to you my friend: be prepared to say "no thank you" if you sense that there are morons in the company. You deserve better than that.
2. Well, you are paying the price for not having chosen a course that was suitable for you - I'm sorry to have to say that. You should have done better in your first year and as for "econs background" - good fucking grief. Whatever do you mean, like you didn't do economics at A levels? Who gives a flying fuck about that - employers want to see real experience, like a summer job in a real business where you had real responsibilities, that would impress them. Nobody is going to hire you to write essays about Adam Smith's theory about how the free market should operate. I am hearing a lot of moaning from you about blah blah blah how you're screwed by your freshman year's bad results but I don't really hear a question?
If a gatekeeper is going to reject you on the basis of your GPA or you not getting a 2nd upper, then move on. There are loads of jobs out there to apply for. No point is crying over spilt milk. There are also gatekeepers like me who do take the trouble to read CVs in detail and see if an applicant has proven himself/herself in other ways. When I was younger, my outstanding sports achievements often got my foot in the door when it came to job applications, so as a gatekeeper, I guess I am biased towards people who have proven themselves in the field of sports at a very high level. No two gatekeeper are the same, we all are slightly biased towards different kinds of candidates and have our own idea of what makes an ideal candidate. So even if you didn't quite get the 2:1 you had hoped for, if you had participated in the Olympics for example, then I would ignore your academic record and put you at the very top of my shortlist.
Hi Limpeh,
DeleteI understand where you are coming from but the problem is with many processes being automated now, what are the odds that my resume will pass into the hands of a gatekeeper like you? I mean, I guess I can lie that I have a second upper, but I don't know if it's the right thing to do.
I do think i am an all-rounder, that's my strength. I can write well and I'm also good with numbers. I'm doing my fifth internship now, and I am trying really hard to make up for my grades. Some of them include KPMG market research, private equity data analysis and now risk management in a trade finance boutique.
That being said, I do meet some SIM students during one of my internship who taunt me: I got first class and you got second lower, so I'm still better than you.
Aurora, please, don't ever lie about anything on your CV or on your application - you will be caught out and it will spell the end of your chances. Cos if you lie about one thing, then the gatekeeper will think, "what else is she lying about? I can't trust her." Trust will be broken.
DeleteHere's what you can do - you've had 5 internships, go back to the people you have worked for, especially to those whom you have impressed: be frank with them about your situation and see if they can help you get around the system. If they like you enough, all it takes is a quiet word with the HR manager and you will be passed through to the next round. The personal recommendation of a senior manager whom you have impressed during an internship is worth so much - ie. if a senior manager came to me and said, "Aurora was brilliant during her internship", I will listen - gatekeepers are not robots you know? There are people whose opinions we do value.
As for the SIM students who taunted you: show them this article lah. They are fast tortoises, you are a slow race horse. At the end of the day, which animal is going to win the race? The fast tortoise or the race horse? I hate to be cruel, but I have to be blunt here: I'll pick the slow race horse over the fast tortoise any time. The fast tortoise who thinks that his gold medal from the tortoise Olympics is worth anything is delusional. Us gatekeepers are not stupid - unlike SIM students, HA! Take that. LOL :)
Hi Limpeh,
DeleteThanks for your advice. Networking is important and I should really try my best to reconnect, as I didn't last time, guess I was too shy. I wasn't very "mature" then but now I know how to be the "model" intern lol.
I don't really think the SIM fellow intern really think he is booksmart but more like streetsmart. 1. He is one of the "scholars" in SIM (a program for the top students there, not a scholarship thing), and get exclusive networking events. Whereas NUS don't really give its dean's lister any special privilege except for case competition nominations. So he thinks he is smart choosing SIM as he can get better lobang there.
2. Doing well in SIM means he has literally turned over a new leaf and excelled. It could mean a display of his perseverance (attributing good grades not to be due to the easier bell curve but rather his own efforts). Thus he made a smart choice, as it improved his confidence. It's an ego-booster. Whereas for me, uni is like first time I realize I'm stupid lol (I got 7A1 and 3A2 in o levels) and 3As in A level. Obviously nothing fantastic, yet it's not bad enough that I ever felt I was ashamed.
1. Aurora, please - I can't stress enough the importance of networking. You can give yourself whatever excuse you want and hide behind your shyness, but you'll end up paying a very high price for your shyness and hate yourself for it. It's time to realize that shyness is a massive problem and not a valid excuse.
Delete2. The SIM intern may have more lobangs, but at the end of the day, he is still from SIM and gatekeepers like me will expect him to prove himself in other ways. You can't expect your university to do everything for you lah, you're an adult - go get your own opportunities, speak to more people like me, ask for help, meet more people. You only become a victim if you accept the way things are - that's the problem with your Singaporean mentality: you expect to be spoonfed the opportunities. For crying out aloud, break out of that mentality already lah!
3. Even if he did do well at SIM, great - he's the tortoise that won the gold medal at the tortoise Olympics. Big fat deal. That's bullshit if you rely on that to boost your morale or confidence. Aurora, your confidence and self-worth should depend on your self-belief, not some arbitrary result you get from a test or exam. Those grades are totally meaningless from my POV as a gatekeeper because of his easier bell curve - when I look at those awards he has gotten, I'm like whoopee, a tortoise with a gold medal, you're still slow, stupid and useless to me - you're not fooling anyone, you're still a tortoise at the end of the day. He could persevere all he wants at SIM, it still means jack shit to gatekeepers like me.He may be delusional enough to convince himself that he is doing well and has made a smart choice, but to me, I will always see a tortoise and nothing else. A delusional, stupid tortoise at that. Using SIM grades as an ego booster? Fucking hell, are you kidding me? Would a gold medal from the tortoise Olympics mean anything? For fuck's sake Aurora.
4. From your grades, you're clearly not stupid but fucking hell, you're soooooooooooo Singaporean that you can't get beyond absolute grades and look at what they mean relative to the cohort? Do you not understand how a bell curve works? Did you pass maths at A levels? You seem to be book smart at maths, but for crying out aloud, this is all about interpreting data and I'm sorry but you seem pretty shit at interpreting data. I don't know if that's just your shortcoming or if we can blame the Singaporean mindset for that.
5. If this SIM intern needs to tell himself a bunch of lies to get him through the day and boost his ego, so be it. Just say, "yes, whatever" and ignore him. Loads of people tell themselves a bunch of bullshit just to get through the day because they would rather believe in their version of events rather than the ugly truth. But for you to buy into his bullshit, I'm not even going to call that stupidity - you're not stupid but you're neither being logical nor are you even looking at the facts before you. I'm not asking you to put him down or mock him for being from SIM (that's my job honey, not yours), but I'm just asking you not to be taken in by his bunch of bullshit lies. Duh.
DeleteHi Limpeh,
DeleteYes, it's everyone for himself, if we want a job we have to really exhaust any avenue and look for opportunities. Weirdly, even my first class friends haven't found a job yet and they actually attribute it to their first class is not high first class, only minimum first class, and study even harder.
What about those people in the middle? Limpeh would YOU hire them? Compared to "sim" students we may seem better, but put me next to my first class friend, and isn't it easier for gatekeepers to just "i cant be bothered with holding 3-round interviews" and just pick the first class person? If the only difference are her grades and my (3 more) internships.
I feel that my CV is either "very impressive" to those that hired me for interviews or "not the normal mold that people want", problem is how can I tell if my interviewer is the latter or not? I've heard interviewers who were envious that I tried many different things like case competitions, research papers, exchange programs as im the kind of person they like to work with; while others just seem disappointed i'm not the "double degree plus first class plus one banking internship plus 3 languages perfect fit. And mind you, the "high expectations" person is from a smaller/less prestigious firm!
Hahahaha Aurora, funny you should ask - I wrote a piece some time back answering that question: http://limpehft.blogspot.com/2014/08/what-about-those-in-middle-who-are-just.html
DeleteAnd as for "i cant be bothered with holding 3-round interviews" and just pick the first class person?" It so doesn't work like that in the real world - remember the story about the Oxford history graduate (1st class) who had the red carpet rolled out for him, only for him to quit like 3 or 4 months later? Things can go wrong when we do give priority to people with excellent qualifications but the fact is there is a huge difference between what he had to do to get that degree at Oxford and the tasks expected of him in the office - in short, whilst he did prove his intelligence at some level with that Oxford degree, he still didn't have the right skills for the job.
All I can say is that you need to work on your networking as that's your best chance of getting the job you want.
Hello Neoplasm, thank you very much for your considered and sensible feedback on my predicament which has given me a more objective perspective.
ReplyDeleteLIFT, as usual you have stripped off the window dressing and got to the heart of the matter, a bitter pill to swallow, but no choice.
My kid is doing Tourism at ITE. Even people who took N-levels and failed all the subjects can get in. I thought, whats a Tourism cert for, does it teach you how to be a model tourist lol.
After reading this article, I think his best bet is to focus on PR skills, grooming and etiquette to prepare for his future work of socialising with (read: boot-licking) tourists/ foreigners :(
Ive recommended this blog as youve helped him a lot with other issues like tuition and sports when he was in secondary school.
LIFT you may start receiving comments from my kid with questions about image management (one of your many areas of expertise).
Be as tough on him as you always are with misguided people, Ive done my best and it wasnt good enough, sigh! Once again, thanks a million.
Hi, thanks for your kind comment. If your son posts a question, I promise to be on my best behaviour. But I seriously facepalmed when I read that he is doing tourism at ITE. Alamak, what were you thinking? Couldn't you have picked a better ITE course? Something vocational that will lead to what we call an iron rice bowl (ie. a career that will always enable him to earn money). He chose tourism or did you choose it for him?
DeleteBut yes, happy to help in any way I can.
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DeleteSome very good points there Neoplasm :)
Deleteits going to sound stupid, but I wish I believed that reincarnation existed, so that I can be born as a smarter homo sapien in my next life.
ReplyDeleteBeing reborn as a smarter homo sapien without memories of your current life's experiences means nothing. But being reborn with the same intellect with those memories and knowledge would put you in an unfair advantage against your peers.
DeleteFor you Yuko: there's an important moral of the story in this post for people like you in this post. Find what makes you happy: http://limpehft.blogspot.com/2014/05/two-major-flaws-in-singaporean.html
DeletePeople against elitism are idealistic to a fault. Unfortunately, it is the real world out there, folks. I personally had no problem with James' degree from SIM. I just thought he was delusional when he thought his degree was equivalent to Harvard, or MIT, or one of the other Ivy League institutions. It isn't. Accept it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it is a private vs. public school issue, though. Those are just labels. It is the calibre of students in these institutions and the entry requirements that speak volumes.
The fact that SIM entry requirements are so low tells us that it is an institution for the non-academics. Harvard and Princeton are also private institutions. However, most people will not qualify. SIM and places like it celebrate mediocrity.Unfortunately, top companies do not. They want the very best. Why delude yourself and be indignant when there is nothing we can do about it? Such is life. I quite like the idea of elitism. It is what drives society to be the very best version of itself. Evolution is dependent on the survival of the fittest. If we are an equal society, then what progress can we make as a people? Get real. We need motivation to make progress.
I totally agree with Di. I think it is unnecessary to go out of one's way to put down SIM students, but as ThelastAurora pointed out, some of them are seriously delusional in thinking that their first class SIM degrees are worth more than say a 2:1 or 2:2 from NUS when the entry requirement for SIM is so incredibly low that the cohort of the SIM students are compared against for their bell curve grading means that their grades are meaningless - the moment a gatekeeper like me sees any hint of SIM on a CV, that just sends out all the wrong signals. I don't mean to say that SIM students should walk around with a chip on their shoulders and hang their heads in shame for the rest of their lives, but they should also be realistic about how highly trained gatekeepers in the working world view their degrees.
Delete@Di Talasi: Just a off-topic gripe with regards to "Evolution is dependent on the survival of the fittest. If we are an equal society, then what progress can we make as a people? ".
Delete"Survival of the fittest" does not necessarily mean the best attribute(s)(smartest/strongest/tallest etc) would survive and flourish,but rather simply that genes that allow the species to have successful reproduction in the immediate and local environment would flourish.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/darwin-misunderstood/
"Natural selection simply means that those individuals with variations better suited to their environment leave behind more offspring than individuals that are less well adapted. This outcome is known as “differential reproductive success.” It may be, as the second myth holds, that organisms that are bigger, stronger, faster and brutishly competitive will reproduce more successfully, but it is just as likely that organisms that are smaller, weaker, slower and socially cooperative will do so as well."
You said it, liuzg. Those "best suited to the environment". The possibility of SIM producing the best employees in the big bad world of dog-eat-dog competitive business is slim when there are other applicants from more "elitist" institutions who have what it takes to get the jobs done. As for the "smaller, weaker, and slower [organisms] doing well as a group, I don't think it applies to our society today. I don't think size matters as much, but certainly being weaker and slower isn't going to get you anywhere in the context of competition. Even in a socially cooperative society (such as an agrarian society), there will be leaders who will rise from the soil to lead the group towards a mutually beneficial co-op. You still need creativity and physical ability to farm and hunt. If the village is made up of 2000 idiots who are slower and weaker than the next village of 2000 not-so-idiotic, somewhat faster and stronger villagers, guess who will survive a natural disaster (assuming that they are all socially cooperative, compassionate, and kind-hearted people)? So, yes, we do need to have compassion as a society to help those less blessed; otherwise, we as a society will perish. If we literally allow the idiots to perish, we will indeed be a brutish people that will eventually destroy humankind as a whole. It is what separates us from monsters. However, society is still dependent on those with the best qualities to get the jobs done. "Fittest" in our world, means those best suited for the tasks at hand. It does not mean any Ah Beng, Ahmad, and Ashjinder Singh should given equal opportunities.
DeleteHi Di Talasi,
DeletePaiseh for making you write a long reply and reiterate some your point. So set things straight I am not disagreeing with you,that top organisations have the right to be very selective in order to choose the cream of the crop to compete in the ruthless business environment. To use an analogy, if I were a multi-billionaire and have suffered a life-threatening affliction,I'd going and seek the most renowned and capable doctors available in the whole world,no matter the price. Not just some decent and competant doctors.
If anything,even compassion didn't come to my mind when I wrote. Instead I am referring more to reproduction selection theory such as r/K selection theory(quantity vs quality of offsprings) and Allens' rule(different climates favour different body typies):
http://www.bio.miami.edu/tom/courses/bil160/bil160goods/16_rKselection.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen%27s_rule
So yeah,my initial reply did veer off from the main discussion, so I shall leave it at that.
Hey thanks for asking. Neoplasm, you too. Long story short, what Ive gone through in search of a viable alternative to university education for my kid, I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteWhat I originally had my eye on, was a counselling dip that leads to a psychology degree from Greenwich. I just have this impression that psychologists are well respected so its an attractive option.
But he has to do a Foundation course, the Diploma, a Higher Diploma, and eventually get the BSc. This would take 6-7 years total (not counting NS), he'll be well into his 20s when he joins the working world, and I'll be a few hundred thousand dollars poorer not to mention in debt.
So I said go to ITE and with the money I save, and some say a recession coming, we get a small commercial property (shop or office space) you can rent out for regular income or sell if the time is right.
He chose Tourism and I thought, maybe with the Integrated Resorts and so many foreigners in Singapore this could be an expanding industry so why not? (LIFT you seem to disagree)
He's weak in Maths and Science so cant do stuff like Mechatronics or IT. But he can do frontline work because he's not-bad looking, tall for a 17 year old and plays soccer (bona fide fanatic), just a bit shy and too stingy to be well-groomed. Thats why I referred him to your blog.
Youve probably found a dozen holes to poke through the above reasoning process and youll start calling out each misconception loud and clear. Im listening:)
Hi again. Greenwich is ranked 107 out of 126 universities in the UK - ie. alarm bells my friend, wrong end of the league table!!! Stay the hell away from Greenwich! Bad idea, no no no.
DeleteMany of the jobs in tourism are poorly paid and low end: this is because they fall into the realm of customer service. I actually had the pleasure of reviewing quite a few attractions in Singapore for my travel writing last year and yeah they employ loads of people - but I remember how I totally lost my temper at one of RWS attractions and I had my "do you know who I am? I demand to see the duty manager!" tantrum. And boy, the woman who served me clearly was clueless and very stupid - she couldn't have been paid much money for what she was doing and she clearly wasn't very educated at all. Eventually they called the duty manager over, a well spoken Filipino guy who then dealt with my complaint and apologized profusely. Then I also got to meet his manager, a well spoken local Singaporean woman who was also apologized. My point is simple: do you want your son to be stuck doing that dumb customer assistant's job? What are the chances of him actually eventually being promoted to do the Filipino manager's job or the senior woman's job?
The hierarchy in places like that is a very wide based pyramid. Loads of lowly paid workers at the base, some middle management (the Filipino man) and very few senior managers (the Singaporean woman). Pardon me for being so blunt, but in such a set up, your son will struggle to get up the food chain and may be frustrated as he will be stuck at the bottom for a long time, doing shitty work that he will be bored with.
Maybe he can train to become a soccer coach if he is clearly passionate about it? I promise you he will enjoy that a lot more than working at RWS.
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DeleteYou know Neoplasm, you're not the only one who has accused me of that - it's like, "oh this Limpeh went to the UK on a scholarship, got a job offer before he even finished his last exams, has never really struggled to get well paid work, managed to thrive in whatever industry he chooses to turn to, is a multi-millionaire who somehow managed to get so rich despite refusing to work hard - what would he know about the struggles of ordinary people from his ivory towers?"
DeleteTouche. What do I know? But why do people want to read what I have to say then, live and direct from my ivory towers? I think people have a choice - they can turn to some of the forums and listen to others in a similar position kao beh kao bu, or they can turn to me and read what I have to say (whether it is useful or not). My guess as to why they turn to me in such volumes (the traffic has been going through the roof this week - you can see from the volume of comments) is that they come in search of hope and if I can give them hope, then hey, it fulfills a need of theirs. I don't think you can find hope from others who are in kao beh kao bu mode, but hey, misery loves company - but will two miserable people cheer each other up? I doubt it.
And Chin Lam: what do you do? Any chance of your son following in your footsteps?
@Neoplasm: well said about the Chin Lam and his son, that's very wise words from a 21 year old. I know you mean well!
DeleteHowever, beware of jobs in hospitality. You can wax lyrical about how rewarding it is and how great it can be, but the fact is, the vast majority of hospitality jobs are poorly paid. And you need to get up the food chain before the pay becomes decent and that's many years before you have the job of that middle management manager who at least isn't working crazy long hours for peanuts.
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Delete@neoplasm Your message for Chin Lam rings true to me too. Chin Lam's situation sounds like that of my mother. Both my younger siblings are currently squandering away savings my mother set aside for them. Not being academically strong and refusing to strive hard for jobs, my siblings have left her exasperated. I do realise that I am partly at fault for this current situation as I used to be the one overseeing domestic matters, letting my siblings exercise decision-making. But now that I am out of the country, I am discouraging my mother from funding their headless academic escapades.
Delete@Neoplasm, you asked a question "As a gatekeeper, will you offer me a job or even be willing to train me for it?" You are not gonna like the answer. It is a no. Based on your enthusiasm and how well you write, you would most certainly be invited for a round 1 interview and assessment. At the assessment, you were presented with a situation to discuss: that of Mr Toh's son. I presented you with a possible solution - that Toh Junior could become a football coach. And you came up with an idiotic response and I quote, "Unfortunately being in "elitist" SG I am afraid that job will go to ex-players who represented SG in SEA games etc. "
DeleteThat's wrong on so many levels - now I am both a qualified gymnastics coach and a former national champion who did represent S'pore at the SEA Games back in the day. Most of the other gymnasts who trained with me simply retired from the sport and went to work in an office. Yup, one of our former national champions Cindy just stopped doing gymnastics one day and went to university - she's a successful interior designer today and hasn't done a somersault in years. You'll be amazed how many people who have participated in competitive sports to a very high level actually do not want to coach after they retire from competition - maybe it's because after they have spent so much time in the sport, they would like to try something else.
As for coaching, there are so many levels to coach at - you are probably talking about high-end coaching, the national team or some of the teams involved in the S.League https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.League - but there are also plenty of other low-level clubs which do employ coaches. For example, there are schools which are happy to employ an external coach to help coach their school's soccer team if say, they do not have a teacher who is able to improve their standards. It's one thing for a PE teacher to supervise a soccer match for fun between two classes, but if you want your school to beat all the other schools and win the C-Div and B-Div trophies, then you need a proper coach.
You think the coach who turns up at some Chapalang Neighbour Sec School is a former S.League superstar or former national team player who went to the SEA Games? No lah. No way. He's probably a good coach who has had plenty of coaching experience and that's all they need. They don't need a celebrity coach, just someone who can commit to turning up at 4 pm every weekday at the school (and is willing to work within the school's budget).
I am quite familiar with the gymnastics coaching situation in Singapore (given how close to the gymnastics community I remain) and most ex-gymnasts have gone to universities and said bye to the sport. Only 3 from my batch (including myself) are still involved in the sport and I'm the only one who still coaches (part time, on evenings and weekends) - the other two run gymnastics clubs (but don't actually teach). The coaches involved in teaching gymnastics to school kids in Singapore certainly have never represented Singapore at any capacity, no. They just went to take a coaching course, graduated and became coaches. It's called a job. And it is an option that is definitely open to Toh Junior - he'll probably end up coaching some primary or secondary school, but so what? I think at least that will make him a very happy person, rather than being stuck doing some low-end shitty job in the service/tourism sector.
I tried googling "football for kids Singapore" - and good grief, do you know there are places where they accept kids as young as 4 for football classes in Singapore? It looks like it is a HUGE industry - and if you don't mind coaching kids with money (and no talent), then there's probably huge scope for Toh Junior to find a job there, at least he will be working in football, which he loves.
*typo "Chapalang NeighbourHOOD sec school"
DeleteAnyway, you may say, "but I never claimed to know anything about sports lah". That's true, but there is still information about the sports & leisure industry in Singapore that is easily available on the web. It is a HUGE industry in Singapore, one that employs a lot of people and certainly, it could provide Toh Junior a job in the future - I can't promise that it will pay him big bucks, but at least Toh Junior will be happy doing it and that ought to mean something.
But no, you had some impression that sports in Singapore was elitist and that route was somehow closed to Toh Junior (when it really isn't) - instead of researching the topic (you didn't have to) or keeping your mouth shut on something you really didn't know anything about (which would have been the next best thing to do), you jumped to the wrong conclusion and shot down that suggestion. Based on what? Your gut instinct? Your impression of Singapore society? Or your knowledge of the sports & leisure industry in Singapore?
So if we were to treat the discussion as a test for your aptitude at problem solving, then sorry - as a gatekeeper, I regret to inform you that you failed. You're undoubtedly a very smart person, but when it comes to making decisions, solving problems and finding solutions, you displayed a lack of common sense and failed to identify a good solution when it was placed right in front of you. Instead of verifying your facts or double checking with me, you jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Yikes. That's when the gatekeeper writes down, "very smart, but only book smart - seriously lacking problem solving skills, unable to adapt and think outside the box, jumps to the wrong conclusion without verifying facts."
Sorry, it's not what you wanna hear - but that's my observation.
@Weiping, I feel for ya ref: your mum, I truly do. I feel the same way as my mum has a good-for-nothing younger brother who asks her for money. For so many years, I refused to take a cent from my parents as I wanted to prove to them that I could survive and thrive in Angmohland. And after I have seen them give so much to my uncle, I'm like fuck it, I'd rather they gave me the money than for them to give it to that good-for-nothing asshole.
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Delete@Neoplasm,
Delete1. Of course I didn't expect you to know much about getting paid work as a coach, it's not something you've contemplated before (never mind actually done), but you wanna work in finance & fund management, welcome to my world: my boss would often throw things at me that I didn't understand or know about. I couldn't ask him, "sorry boss, can you explain to me how this works?" He's a very busy man, I would be expected to use my own devices to somehow figure it out, get it working, it is not rocket science. Often, it is just something to do with a new market I have no encountered before, or a new kind of product that I've not seen before - it's rarely something so complex I cannot possibly understand without the right degree. What would I do? Google. Google is your best friend. Just nod and say, "sure I'll get it done boss". Then google it. Or ask a friend. Such is the reality of working life lah, especially in small companies. I used to joke that my job title was PKL (pao-kah-liao, Hokkien for includes everything). If I had dismissed a good investment option simply based on what little I had observed or heard about it, then my boss would have sacked me. So you see, it's not that I would deny you a job or train you because you didn't do sports the way I did - it's because you had committed a cardinal sin by defaulting to your opinion rather than verify the facts. As a friend, I hope you've learnt a lesson, but as a gatekeeper, that's my cue to reject you.
2. Coaching is immensely fun if you love sports - trust me, I love gymnastics and would coach full time but the money is not great. I could make more money elsewhere so I do it part time to keep the sport I love a part of my life and it is also good for my health lah, keeps me active, exercise, not grow fat. The money can be good - it really depends on how you procure the contract: private sports club hire loads of coaches and depending on how good you are, how much experience you have and how much the parents like you - your hourly pay can be quite good. In the UK for example, sports coaches can be paid as little as £15/hr to over £100/hr. We're talking PER HOUR. I could go into great detail about why some get paid more than others, but I fear we're digressing. If Chin Lam wants to know more (for his son), please let's have a chat about it then. OK?
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Delete1. My boss paid me mucho dinero to check my facts, get the right information, spend time on research if necessary, rather than depend on my gut instinct. LKY got away with it, you didn't - but is your gut instinct as 'tzhun' (hokkien for accurate) as LKY's?
Delete2. Sports coaching is a calling - you have to totally love your sport, be fanatical about it (the way I was crazy about gymnastics, I used to train 6-7 days a week, spent more time training than studying as a student) to wanna go down that path. It would only apply to a small number of people who have that calling - but I think Chin Lam's son might fit the bill? But you also have to have a natural instinct as a teacher lah, I've seen great gymnasts who don't know how to teach: they are poor communicators even if they are great at the sport.
But well paid work as a sports coach? It's a question of knowing your market lah. There are some sports where you can pack in loads of students per class, classic example is football. The classes are big as you have 11 players per side, so you pack in 22 students per class and that's normal (with each student paying the same fee). But tennis? The max is usually x4 (doubles), otherwise you have kids either playing on their own when the coach is watching another court or you have kids sitting around waiting to take their turn. Thus parents may pay a lot more for a tennis lesson but given how few students there are per class, the coach may end up paying less. But tennis tends to be a rather middle class sport for rich kids, so parents may be happy to pay quite a lot for their kids to have good coaches - whereas football is more mass market and so even if you can pack 22 kids into a class, the parents may not be happy to pay that much.
Then there's the issue of getting hold of contracts lah: if you work for a tennis club, the club runs the admin and registers the parents who want classes for their kids, whilst paying the coaches a flat fee per lesson (in so doing, often taking a massive cut for the admin costs and the facilities). Get stuck in that kind of coaching work and you earn little. But if the coach speaks quietly to the parent, "auntie, how much are you paying to the club? $100 per lesson?! Listen, they pay me only $50 per lesson and they keep £50. You live in a condo with a tennis court, why don't I come to teach your kids there. You don't even need to drive them to the tennis club anymore, I charge you only $95 per lesson. You save time and money and I get to earn more, everyone wins. Deal?"
But as a gymnastics coach, you're kinda screwed as I can't do that without the right facilities for a gymnastics lesson to take place. Likewise, a football coach needs a goalpost, a field and enough kids - so he cannot take his lessons "off to the condo". Hence tennis coaches and swimming coaches (my sis paid a LOT for a swimming coach to give her son private lessons in their condo pool) in Singapore can earn a LOT of money through such private routes.
*typo - they keep $50 (not £50, which is over S$100) I've been living in the UK so long I always default to GBP, even when talking to Singaporeans.
DeleteWhat about other avenues for those who are less academically inclined? Would journalism be good for someone who has good literary skills?
DeleteYuko, that's a big question about those who are less academically inclined. I shall give you a vague answer: follow your heart, do what makes you happy. I have pointed Mr Toh's son in the direction of becoming a football coach as that's what he loves and will make him happy. I don't have a one size fits all answer for this question as what makes Mr Toh happy will be different from what makes you happy.
DeleteJournalism is extremely hard to get into in Singapore. I wrote about this in an earlier post and would refer you to it: http://limpehft.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/degree-choice-q-light-blue-skies-options.html
Hi LIFT, what about corporate communications or advertising? I'm interested in doing something mass comms related, but am I right to say that corporate comms is hard to get into? Also, as much as I want to become a singer, I think its never gonna happen in this lifetime,I lack the x factor. As for nursing, the working conditions in Singapore are quite poor, I think?
DeleteCorporate comms - depends on the organisation. Every company needs corporate comms - but unless the organisation is big enough, it is usually handled by someone within the company. My sister works for a big local Singaporean organisation which is big enough to have a dedicated corporate comms dept and experience counts more than anything else, it is not the kind of thing you can learn in a school or college. Advertising is EXTREMELY hard to get into on the creative side, like I can't stress how competitive it is - the easy side to get into is the sales side, publications for example, would hire huge sales teams to sell advertising space.
DeleteIn short, mass comms degrees are a total waste of time, not worth the paper it is printed on. Someone like my sister would gladly hire someone with a better degree (as proof of intelligence) rather than a mass comms graduate because she would expect the new recruit to follow her instructions and do exactly what she says, rather than try to do things according to what s/he has learnt at university. Oh no, my sister is the big boss - she would rather work with a clean slate than some asshole who's going to say, "but at my university, they taught us to do this differently." She doesn't have time for that kind of bullshit.
As for nursing, it depends on which end of nursing. There are nurses with degrees and work very closely with doctors in surgeries with huge responsibilities - they are the high end of nurses, then there is the low end, where they are glorified cleaners. Which end are you talking about?
Probably the diploma holder end. Maybe eventually a degree...There is a wda diploma for mid career switches. 2 years of work experience needed. However, its quite intense, someone(who is a nurse) mentioned that they don't get 1hour lunch breaks and they have 30mins, or they just gobble down their lunches. And depending on which hospital, hospitals like nuh have 5 day work weeks, but 6day work weeks are quite common. It is physically and mentally demanding. (for those who dispense medicine)
Delete@Yuko let me give you some advice before you do something stupid. Nursing is a calling. The hours are long, pay is not fantastic and the Drs and patients can be downright demanding.
DeleteI am studying for a health care diploma as part of a career switch and I can tell you off hand it is very difficult. You can't expect to breeze through everything and most of the stuff you learnt in year 1 would still be applicable when you graduate so you can't forget anything.
That said if you really have empathy and want to serve the community go for it. Assuming you can clear the interview stage which can be a 3 round panel nightmare.
I think you have to be realistic about entry level jobs lah - I remember years ago when my friend worked at an antique shop in Singapore (I was serving NS then, he was a Malaysian who didn't serve NS) and we had planned to have lunch together and he had 30 mins for lunch as well, but as it turned out, he had not finished the work from the morning so he just said to me, "sorry we can't have lunch today". And I said oh well, I was planning to tah-pao something to bring to the shop so he could have something to eat at least, then his boss said don't worry I will tah-pao for him, wanna come with me? I know a nice place around the corner. I ended up having lunch with his boss instead (haha his boss paid for lunch, nice guy) and we ended up having a full hour for a nice lunch. Get real lah, if you are the towkay big boss, then you can do what you want regarding things like lunch, if you are at entry level, then you bo pien have to gobble down your lunch in 30 mins or less. Such is the nature of the beast lah, doesn't matter whether you're talking about nursing or antiques - it is about being junior vs being senior. Now that I run my own company, I can have a nap during lunchtime if I want. Such is the reality of the situation - so don't avoid nursing just because of the 30 mins lunch thingy, you will encounter that kinda situation in many other entry level junior jobs.
Deleteyes, LIFT, u are right about mass communications and the job prospects, not to add that there seems to be very few job vacancies for copywriting, probably, contributing to the intense competition. Yea, true about all entry level jobs.
Delete@choaniki: yea, harsh words but i will heed your advice. bitter pill to swallow. u are talking about the wda interview, i believe.
i think i have to stick to accounting and admin jobs for now. (i have qualifications in accounting)
Delete@yuko Yes the WDA interview is strict for a reason. They pay a huge portion of the course fees. They are trying to weed out people without the passion.
DeleteI've heard of people dropping out from other courses in year 1 and 2 and having to pay back huge sums or money (50k or more).
Hi Chin Lam, I have been in hospitality for quite a bit. Yes most jobs in hospitality are in the low end (in Singapore that is, not true in Maldives etc).
DeleteBut if your son can shine there, he actually can have lots of opportunities to grow.
Though I should mention that I have never been in the "frontline" for hospitality. I am more interested in the strategic aspects of the business. So my expertise is in growing the topline strategically.
Good luck! Happy to help answer any questions with regards to hospitality.
You can earn well in Hospitality and Tourism (Revenue Management/M&A/Asset management). But a degree with SIM will not be able to bring you to those positions, I am afraid..
DeleteHello, I'm typing from mobile, and formatting is going to be tough and so put up with me a little. I am curious to know about your opinion on the middle-ground. I currently am an NSF ORD-ing in June (finally), and unsure of which university would be best. I don't think I'm exceptionally brilliant but don't think I'm that dumb either. I got 11 and 14 for my L1R4 and L1R5 respectively. Swayed by the appeal of playing while studying, I made the poor choice of enrolling into poly which turned out to be a choice I would regret later on. My aggregate GPA stands at 3.4. Though not necessarily that terrible of a score at least in my opinion, it is insufficient to enter good-standing local universities. I can enter the course with lowest grade requirement in SMU, most of the courses in SIT, or study whatever I want in SIM-GE. Of course, I've done my fair share of research on the schools and I feel you are discrediting UOL students a little too much. True, the admission criteria may be rubbish but the program itself is not that easy - from what I know, typically half the cohort drops out during the first year - so essentially the truly incompetent are weeded out? Perhaps there lies a middle-ground? I personally am looking at the program offered by the University of Birmingham which admits a applicants with minimally 3.0 GPA, do you think it matters to the gate-keepers or is the SIM-GE brand name so tainted I should just enter an unrelated course in SIT or SMU?
ReplyDeleteHi Alvin,
Delete1. Someone else has already asked me a question on the middle ground and I referred her to this piece I wrote earlier: http://limpehft.blogspot.com/2014/08/what-about-those-in-middle-who-are-just.html
2. Could you be clear please - are you accusing me of discrediting UOL students (including those who had to get straight As to study at LSE) or those who get a UOL issued certificate via the SIM route? My main gripe with the SIM route is that they allow any Tom, Dick or Harry enroll in any course they like with such low, minimum entry requirements and thus that affects the bell curve (yadda, yadda, as explained in the blog post).
3. The programme itself is not easy because they need to use the syllabus and core course content from UOL/LSE if they are to get the degrees issued from there. But like the tortoise and the race horse who both run the 10 km race, the fact that they both completed the 10 km course of the race doesn't mean that they have both done it in the same amount of time and are equally fast. A tortoise on steroids would take 2 hrs (that's unlikely, cos a tortoise sustaining top speeds over 2 hours to achieve that time would probably die of a heart attack - but let's stick to that figure) whilst a race horse can easily do 10 km in under 15 mins, if the course is straight (no twists and turns and bends), under 9 minutes. So even if the tortoise completes the same 10 km course, does it mean that it is as fast as the race horse? Clearly not. A tortoise is still a tortoise.
So unless SIM is willing to fail students who do not meet the LSE standard (whoops, that means failing 100% of their students, not good for business no?), then there will always be the problem of double standards going on here. OK I grant you they fail some students who are really terrible, but are those that pass, even they would still fail by LSE standards. A fast tortoise is at the end of the day, still a tortoise I'm afraid, who will never run like a race horse. Bell curve, yadda yadda, etc.
4. Go to SIM and you're tainted goods Alvin. You're better off at SIT or SMU.
5. From your L1R4/L1R5 results (and your admission that you didn't study hard enough), I am guessing that you're either average or above average when it comes to your intelligence and ability. If anything, you're probably ABOVE average (just my hunch, I could be wrong). You're definitely NOT stupid - so why are you even contemplating SIM, which I would reserve as a last resort for stupid people who really have such atrocious, car-crash disaster of results (we're talking L1R5 of 30) that they can't dream of applying to SIT or SMU. Alvin, you're a capable dude.
Hi Alvin, I am typing from my mobile too on my way to work.
DeleteYour grades are not good enough?! *Facepalm* My grades from more than 10 years ago were much worse than yours and I still end up with a degree and a job out of Singapore.
Look, instead of just blindly applying for university courses that you can get into, think hard about what do you wish to do as a career, look at the entry requirements and work hard to acheive them. Because I am commenting from my mobile, I will not dig for related articles in Alex's archives.
Hey, thanks for the reply both of you.
Delete@Alex I only meant SIM-GE students. I'm not that disillusioned to think they could actually compare with LSE graduants, but some recognition is at least deserved since they did after all, complete a course which is based off UOL/LSE syllabus. Even you admit it's not a complete walkover in contrast to some genuinely third-rated universities where they just hand you your certification papers. Anyway, getting back to me, I do know where I stand, as you said, above average, but only slightly. Perhaps the 65th percentile? The main reason why my O-Level grades were ass was mainly due to a C6 in English. It was unfortunate - but I was off-form during the paper, not making excuses here but I did do consistently well for English language throughout the years. Well, the grade is tagged to me in the system and I have to live with it forever. It's only recently that I started to see the long-bearing consequences of bad grades. I do understand I can't ever compete with the top now, so rather than cursing my bad luck, I'm trying to find some outs for myself. I started investing with the ends goal of attaining financial freedom in mind, created a financial blog and plan on starting a business venture with a fellow NSF(don't worry, it's not a cafe or selling T-shirts). So I'm hoping that pans out well for me. Anything wrong and I'm spending the next 30 years in a mid-range banking job.
@Wei Ping
Believe me, I have looked into every single option. A bit of background - I am a finance student and my path is pretty much paved towards banking/finance sector - it's not like I can abruptly jump into say mechatronics or civil engineering right? I applied and have been offered spots at the University of Melbourne and the University of Sydney, but realised the costs weren't justified. I looked into the University of Nagoya in Japan under the G20 programme, but 4 years in such a culturally different country is way too risky for my liking. So what's left? - only the 3 options in my original post. Do note grades at the moment are quite inflated compared to 10 years ago, and with more accessibility to information via the internet, it's easier to pick up knowledge - you are you also expected to cram more into your brain and thus knowing more. I'm not saying people in the past are see dumb, it's just harder to scour for information from library books instead of Wikipedia. If you would look into the indicative grade profile of the universities, you would see a distinct difference of the entry requirements from now and 5 years ago, my grades are probably the equivalent of your grades back then.
Alvin, I've spent enough years working my butt off for other people - don't get me wrong, they pay me handsomely for my expertise - but I got tired of it eventually and now am running my own company. You're jumping straight to that point which is kinda good in a sense, but you're missing out on the opportunity to learn from others who have managed to achieve great commercial success. So I think there needs to be a balance between the two?
DeleteOh and it's unfortunately about the C6. You clearly write very well, well enough to serve you in the business world anyway. That poor grade years ago shouldn't hold you back. As a gatekeeper, I would test the applicant's English by just engaging them in conversation rather than look at a grade on a piece of paper.
Hi LIFT. Thanks for this very comprehensive blog entry. It has managed to address all the questions that popped up in my head as I continued reading on. I must agree that it is a very Singaporean thing for parents to make their kids get a degree no matter where it is from and no matter if it is worth the investment. I've heard stories from one of my peers about how he always has the urge to start an argument at work with his boss, regardless of whether he is right or wrong. This makes me wonder if all that emphasis on academic grades is really churning out young adults who are good for the workforce, seeing as so many are sorely lacking in soft skills.
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DeleteOooh Delia, do you know how many times I have gone on and on about soft skills on my blog?! You've hit the nail on the head.
Delete@Neoplasm, I have always said that you can't learn about business in a classroom, hence I am not surprised about the RJ guy's sacking.
Delete@Neoplasm, OMG to think I was once that RJ graduate who couldn't survive two months in a temporary job because my soft skills were so bad. Well, to be honest, the work environment was not suited for me either, but my lack of soft skills just made the whole experience worse for me.
DeleteThankfully, I picked all these things up fast- by observing the people around me, putting in effort into my appearances, learning the art of conversation (the British are really good with this) and knowing how not to push the wrong buttons with people. I just find it sad that some young people choose not to up their game and instead blame "the system" for everything that goes wrong in their path.
@Limpeh oh yes, I read all your posts about soft skills and I really enjoyed them. I'm in my final year in uni and many of my peers are hunting for jobs now, and I think they should really read your entries!
Delia, the Brits are not really good with the art of conversation - some do better than others, some are hopeless. It's not a cultural thing I'm afraid. There was an incident today at work that just rubbed me up the wrong way, I didn't say anything because I was too polite to speak my mind, but ooooh boy. I could have embarrassed a colleague over something dumb he said but I chose to ignore it as I felt, well that just reflects poorly on him and I left it at that.
DeleteHi, I enjoyed your article and your arguments make sense and are valid to an extent, however I'm not sure how well you actually know of the system within SIM and I'd like to point out some things I'd found out.
ReplyDeleteDifferent schools within SIM have different cut off points. The o levels grades requirement you quoted above, for example, are not grades acceptable by RMIT. RMIT's requirements are much stricter as they are directly administrated by Australia. So yes, there are students who are being rejected by RMIT SIM.
There is a difference between schools administrated by SIM and schools administrated by their own HQs. I'm not sure about other schools, because the friends I have there are mostly from RMIT, but what was mentioned is the fact that people from RMIT fly to Singapore directly when it comes to registration of classes, and they need to approve the applications personally, no one at SIM can do it on behalf of those Australian administrators. Lecturers are a mix of Australian lecturers who will fly over, as well as locally hired lecturers. Also, a friend who played spot the difference with her friend who is from RMIT Melbourne HQ itself could see no difference between their transcripts and certificates, and both are invited to the same alumni or mentor-ship events and seminars at RMIT HQ.
So I guess while some of these private schools are indeed not up to par because they are not administered by their HQs and standards have been lowered for the sake of money, not all the private schools are doing the same and we probably shouldn't generalize.
Among my friends from RMIT SIM, there are students who were from ACS, SJI, CHIJ, good JCs and etc. The friend mentioned before was from RV and VJC, and she actually got grades good enough to get in NTU or NUS. Neither of us wanted a local education so while I went overseas, due to financial constraints, she went to SIM. This friend is smart enough to be able to party the night before an exam and still score an A! I daresay a good number of SIM students are smart people who wanted an alternative, who refused to conform, and therefore chose to go to a school whereby they can have plenty of freedom. Another friend who scored 7 points for o levels chose to go to poly and eventually SIM. So again, I think the generalizing should stop. There are students in SIM who are there because they can't get in anywhere else, but those are not the only people they have.
Case in point, a relative who is working in a financial institution once mentioned 2 interns they had. One was from either NTU or NUS, can't remember which, and the other from one of the SIM schools. By the end of the internship, they were each supposed to be able to independently handle a certain amount of workload, which according to her was very doable. But guess what, the intern from NTU or NUS was struggling to even get half the work, while it was the SIM intern who learnt everything.
In Asia, it is common for students to do very well in their exams, scoring way above national averages, and so they are able to secure spots in prestigious universities. However, there is a difference between someone who is really smart, and someone who is simply really good at memorizing books and regurgitating them during exams. Unfortunately, a sizable portion of our so-called "smart" local grads belong to the latter group. So, for your point about GIGO, applying it to the real world and from an employer's viewpoint, the one who can't do the actual work is more likely to be regarded as "garbage" instead. I feel that, in general, gatekeepers should learn to be more discerning between real talents and paper talents, and not allow the narrow elitist mind set of how "prestigious school equals smart student” affect their hiring process. Otherwise, gatekeepers who are supposed to filter out the best talents for their companies will end up keeping out talents instead.
Dear QL Soh,
DeleteMany thanks for your long and thoughtful post. Allow me to respond with the following points please:
1. Us gatekeepers do look at CVs and applications in great detail, we consider the whole picture and not just degrees - if degrees were all that mattered, then we wouldn't need a job. I have said this so many times already, just get a clerk to sort out the applications and give the job to the highest qualified applicant, job done. But as discussed in the post itself, this approach can go wrong - ref: the case of the posh Oxford History graduate who was very intelligent but terrible at his job and eventually left after 3 or 4 months. Even if you do get past the first stage of CV sorting where we decide who makes the shortlist, applicants are still subject to intensive interviews & evaluations to ensure that we do select the right person for the job. In short, having a good degree is just one part of a complex equation - there's nothing wrong with talking about this part of the equation in detail, but let's not forget about the other aspects of the equation please.
2. The problem (or challenge) faced by those with degrees from SIM and the like, is that when faced with intense competition for one job at a good company, they are far less likely to make it to the shortlist. You need to have something else pretty darn impressive on your CV to muscle in on that shortlist, which is likely to be full of candidates which are 'safe bets' (ie. from good universities). Why because gatekeepers have their self-interest at heart - you know the phrase 'cover your (own) ass'? If we offer the job to the Oxford graduate and things go wrong, the bosses will just shrug their shoulders and say "what a shame, he was such a nice guy, an Oxford graduate". We take a gamble on an SIM graduate and things go wrong, the bosses will be screaming at us, "WTF?!?" So you see, the consequences skew the odds in favour of the Oxford graduate because we can get it wrong with the Oxford graduate with little or no consequences - so in the interest of covering our own ass, we become risk-averse as there's little or no reward for us to gamble. You're seeing it from the POV of the SIM students - try seeing it from my side of the table for a change.
3. So I hear what you are saying about RMIT standards, but with some courses having low entry standards and others like the ones you've described having some quality control - you've created a lucky draw situation. Do I know which kind of SIM graduate I am getting: one who has been subject to quality control or not? Some have, some have not - but when placed next to a graduate from NUS or LSE, I would simply not take a gamble on the lucky draw and go for the safe bet. I'm risk averse, I'm covering my own ass, remember? I don't want to f#ck up by making a mistake and getting blamed for it.
4. In any case, even if say an SIM-RMIT graduates makes it into the interview process and we find out that he actually went to SIM instead of RMIT for 3 years, then alarm bells would ring. You see, we gatekeepers know about external programmes, you can't fool us: and the impression we have is that external programmes are cash cows for cash-strapped universities looking to make a quick buck hence not subject to the same standards. Are we discriminating against Singaporean students who can't afford to send their kids to Oz for 3 years? You bet. But then again, as explained, I have ZERO motivation to level the playing field, but I have A LOT of motivation to cover my own ass.
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Delete5. Have gatekeepers like me rejected good candidates before? Sure. But we don't know what we had missed since we will never know how it would have turned out had we given that candidate the job. Let me give you an example: I was in Glasgow recently when we were standing in front of two restaurants: an Italian and a Japanese. It was dinner time and we did a group vote - the majority of the group went for Italian. It was a somewhat noisy place, but the food was good and service was excellent. Does that mean that the Japanese restaurant was bad? Or was it good? I will never know - it will remain an untested, unknown entity to me (since I'm unlikely to ever return to that part of Glasgow to find out). But the fact is that I got an above average dinner at that Italian restaurant and it fulfilled my need for a good meal - I am happy with the choice the group made and the fact that we didn't have Japanese food that night is irrelevant. My point? You don't have sleepless nights worrying about the 2nd choices in life you have passed up, as long as your first choice is works out okay. I can live with the fact that I may have rejected loads of brilliant candidates over the years, as long as I have filled the post with one good candidate who can do the job right (often my playing it safe and covering my ass). That's my POV.
DeleteHi Limpeh, wow thanks for your long reply. Sorry I didn't see it earlier.
DeleteYes I supposed I can understand why it is easier for gatekeepers such as yourself to immediately group graduates into "race horses" and "turtles" so as to make your own job easier when it comes to choosing who to hire and “covering your own ass”. As a business owner, I certainly do not have this problem as I'm answerable to myself and I have the luxury of picking who I want to hire based on my own criteria. No matter what, I can safely say that I do empathise with private school students more than gatekeepers though, for a simple reason; there were a few people I have met in the past who, upon hearing that I went overseas to study, immediately jumped onto the conclusion that I wasn't good enough to get into a local university without even asking what school I was from & etc. Of course, eventually when they got more details, they kept quiet, but this let me to imagine what kind of horrible prejudices and discrimination these private school students will face. Anyway, I hope you will allow me to reply you point by point for the arguments you have laid out.
1. I agree with you that other aspects of the equation are equally important and I too, will look at my interviewees’ CVs in great detail. However, this seems to only be applicable for people who actually have prior experience enough to create a good CV. Fresh graduates more often than not rely almost entirely on their degree, with some embellishments such as school CCA records and part-time job experiences that may not even related to the industry they are hoping to get into. As such, the degree they have and the school they come from plays a huge part in swaying the interviewer’s impression of them, and is a huge factor, an obviously unfair one, in determining if they can get their foot in that door.
2. This point, it seems, is pretty much about gatekeepers saving their own asses, which as I have also mentioned earlier, is perfectly understandable. However, I am rather alarmed by the fact that because of your own asses, people find it acceptable and reasonable to make such sweeping, generalised statements about others that may have a detrimental effect on someone’s future. Not all top university students are race horses, and not all “private school” students are turtles, especially when factors that determine a person’s starting point is not restricted to intelligence. This statement is a false representation of the actual intelligence of entire student populations. As mentioned in my original posts, there are actually many hidden gems who chose to go to SIM due to various other reasons. Moreover, we must not forget the so-called “late-bloomers”, or people who only found their opportunity for higher education much later in life. Just because some people started later, it doesn’t automatically make them turtles. In fact, if they came in later but is able to catch up or even exceed others in achievements, I’d say they make far superior race horses than the ones who seem like race horses in your books. Also, people such as the Oxford graduate you mentioned are what I would call “ponies playing dress up and trying to blend in with race horses”. Especially in Asia, with the culture of memorising to handle examinations, you get plenty of such ponies in local universities who aren’t actually intelligent and capable in reality. I’ve had the misfortune of working with some of them and they made me realise that common sense isn’t actually that common after all.
3. I don’t quite see the lucky draw situation you’re talking about. Course requirements aren’t secrets that are not accessible to the public. If it was a UOL vs RMIT student, for example, and you know the entry requirements for UOL (which was what you posted), and then you found out that RMIT is a lot harder to get in, it’s quite obvious which student is the one who had been through stricter QC. This isn’t a gamble, it’s an effort.
4. I see your point about external programs, and I agree. In fact, external programs were initially started by less reputable schools to help increase their revenue by banking on people’s desire to have a degree. Reputable schools jumped onto the bandwagon later when they saw how much money such programs could bring. And naturally, the less reputable schools are more concerned about the money than their students’ grades. However, what about the reputable schools who caught onto the trend later? As a business person, here is what I can say: while we all want to earn money, and nobody’s gonna say no to easy money, we all know that if there is anything that’s even harder to earn, its reputation. If we believe that these reputable institutions are good enough to churn out so-called “elites” for us, then we should believe that they aren’t that stupid, which means it’s illogical to deduce that they are willing to kill themselves by throwing away their venerable reputations for short term profits.
Delete5. Absolutely agree with your last point, no words about that.
I suppose my main reason for responding to you in the first place is because I was shocked, once again, by your negative sweeping generalisations about all SIM students being turtles, and no matter how fast they are, they still won’t win a slow race horse from say, one of the local universities. I am of the opinion that different people have different starting points, and these starting points are affected by multitude of factors, not just purely intelligence. Once these differences are negated, especially if the difference is due to finances, it is completely possible for them to catch up. At the end of the day, especially when it comes to studying, if say the RMIT-SIM student is holding the exact same books and ppt slides as the RMIT Melbourne student and the marking of papers is according to the same standards, so what if the professors and environment are different? So what if the Australian administrators don’t care about RMIT-SIM students as much? If the RMIT-SIM student can end up absorbing more knowledge from the same books and notes, and end up performing better, I don’t care. Attitude matters more to me than my employee’s qualifications.
A perfect example to amplify my opinion of who is the real Garbage:
An NTU/NUS student who failed her way through university, only graduating after 5 years with a lousy GPA, and she was from one of the easiest courses with lower entry requirements,
VS
An SIM student who graduated from one of the most difficult courses with an excellent GPA, and perhaps even had the good sense to take a year off to get some real work experience or to improve himself.
In this employer’s eyes, the SIM student is hands down the better choice, the NTU/NUS student is the garbage.
All in all, judging from what you kept repeating to me in your reply, which was about “covering your own asses”, I’d say that most of your judgement came from that; the need to categorise people so as to make your job easier for yourself. This does not mean that your judgement is naturally correct and proven to be true, and I hope that you will not compel others to feel that same. You admitted yourself that there is some form of discrimination going on, and I think we know that the opinions leading to your judgement are not all-encompassing and fair. As someone with some sort of influence over others, since you are a blogger with a following, I hope that you will not sought to discriminate an entire group of people with your own biasness in writing.
Lastly, to some of the concerned parents who are here thinking about your children’s studies and what these degrees mean for their future, just remember that there will always be employers out there who are not so shallow and narrow minded. With a good attitude, willingness to learn and street smarts, there will always be employers such as myself who will appreciate you.
Guys youre speculating about my boy and he is quite flattered to read it because theres no pity vibe coming off, you just accept reality and have an active and enlightening discussion building upon one another's ideas, the reason why I love this blog so much.
ReplyDeleteHe is indeed too passive when it comes to his studies because he's weak and been discouraged by his own grades since primary school.
Took N-levels last year, got his result slip in December. He burst into tears because he failed everything except English.
Your readers belong to circles of overachievers, I bet they never met anyone like my kid.
Actually before I read LIFTs article, I was in a real dilemma whether to pull Reon out of ITE but I had a lot of questions about the Greenwich BSc, it was gonna be such a huge gamble like Neoplasm says.
After this article appeared Im clear about the worth of the external degree (or lack of it) so its given me some peace of mind despite undergoing "death by a thousand cuts" torment with every other sentence written by LIFT (Neoplasm too- you somehow seemed to know how I felt) Still Im grateful because this article came out at the right time.
Skills taught in ITE are so basic they could apply to anything. Look at it as a "safety net" (like people chasing dreams keep being told, get a degree first then do whatever you want) but in Reon's case, its "NITEC" instead of "Degree".
After NS he may seriously consider training to be a coach depending when he finds his calling. Thanks LIFT your suggestion opened another world of doors we overlooked, we had the same misconception as Neoplasm.
I hope he'll be ok because as mentioned, he's a frugal chap, in Sg its hard to starve to death.
But since Im a natural worrier, my next obsession will probably be about his sex life..
Hi there CLT, I am here to help. That much you know already, since you have been following my blog for so long. Can I just say, I have met people like your son - I've served NS, remember? I could tell a story or three, but trust me, I've met quite a few along the way including two which were border line special needs (and I was wondering why they were even serving NS, given they were more a liability to the unit given how they kept getting into trouble for making one mistake after another on simple tasks like area cleaning). I'm talking about guys who need to be supervised for simple tasks like sweeping the floor, okay? We didn't even trust them to clean the windows as we thought they would break the glass and plunge out of the window. Mop the floor? Forget it. It involves water, too dangerous.
DeleteLook, I do know someone like your son in London as well - he dropped out of this university at the bottom of the league table because he kept failing his exams and I'm like, these people print degrees and would give them to you as long as you pay the fees and show up for classes, yet you could still fail? Like how?! Guess what? He works as a sports coach today and he's making a decent living from it. I resent the insinuation by anyone that people who can't hack it academically are condemned to a 'simple life' of doing manual, menial work (such as clearing tables at food courts). Reon clearly is passionate about football and with the right training, he can become a good football coach - he will be able to make a decent living and he will be happy doing something he clearly enjoys for a living. CLT, it is a win-win situation.
http://www.fas.org.sg/news/afc-c-coaching-certificate-courses-2015
For any inquiries, you can contact our course coordinator, Lydia at +65 6880 3113 or email lydia@fas.org.sg.
Mr Toh, why don't you speak to Lydia, explaining your situation and getting her opinion? It's just a phone call (or drop her an email). Ask if she has 5 minutes to spare and get her advice, I'm sure there's plenty she can offer for Reon. Just get the information - the courses are relatively short to get a basic soccer coaching qualification (we're talking just 2 weeks, $650). I say Mr Toh, get that qualification for your son, it's an easy enough course and it will give him a good idea about whether he wishes to pursue that as a career. I have gymnastics coaching qualifications as well (on top of everything else) and it just gives me more options should I decide to become a full time coach. Your son needs options open to him, to just do that course lah. It's cheap, it's short and I promise you, he will enjoy it so much. And speak to Lydia!
@Neoplasm, please leave the sports & coaching stuff to me, okay?
Just realized the coaching info link I posted was for last year. Check out the info directly on the FAS website for more about becoming a soccer coach in S'pore.
Deletehttp://www.fas.org.sg/coaches/coach-development-pathway
http://www.fas.org.sg/coaches/national-football-syllabus
Just realized that they have not updated their courses for 2016, the best thing to do is to speak to Lydia directly please.
Sorry to be a real BIATCH about this, but read the course requirements for the FAS coaching courses. They have their own clearly defined course requirements based on their 'coaching pathway' roadmap, which is a clearly defined professional development plan to ensure that all coaches who are qualified through the FAS system adhere to the same high standards as stipulated by the governing body. There is NOTHING about coaches having to have played the game at S.league level or have represented Singapore at the SEA Games personally, but they place a lot of emphasis about having chalked up enough hours at low level, doing football coaching - even if that means volunteering at a local primary school. So no special favours for the football stars who played at the SEA Games or S.League.
Hence Neoplasm, sorry for being such a biatch, but you really got this terribly wrong and as a gatekeeper, sigh, please learn your lesson about not using your gut instinct or defaulting to your personal experience, ok?
Why would an intelligent person like you who graduated from oxford, pride yourself as being just a gatekeeper? I would think that an oxford graduate with decades of working experience would hold higher position in a company.
ReplyDeleteLet me reply on behalf of Alex. In a lot of companies, when acquiring a new hire, other than having the HR interview the candidate, the team representative whom the future hire will be working with will also be screening the candidate. Alex is probably the team representative in charge of deciding whether the candidate fits the position or not.
DeleteAs in software industry, other than clearing HR, you have to clear the other gate keepers such as the team lead, product manager and the senior developers that you will be working with.
Tom, get your facts right. I didn't go to Oxford. You just assumed I did (why, because we gave that posh Oxford history graduate a job?) - I never said I went to Oxford.
DeleteA gatekeeper's role is vital to a company in so many ways. Firstly, hiring the right person is vital to a company's growth, a company needs to attract not just the best talent, but match the most suitable candidates to a role. Get the right team in the company and you will do wrong, get a team full of duds and you will struggle - so much of that depends on the gatekeeper.
Secondly, if gatekeepers mess up and hire the wrong people, then the company loses a lot of money hiring and training someone they will eventually have to let go after a few months when it is clear that this candidate is just not the right person for the job. It is a huge responsibility because you could potentially cost the company dearly if you make errors of judgement.
Thirdly, apart from my first and second jobs, I have always worked for small or medium sized companies. Huge companies like HSBC, Google or Apple would be able to have quite big HR departments and dedicated HR managers. When you work for a small to medium sized companies, that role of HR manager + gatekeeper is either handled directly by the MD/CEO or delegated to a very trusted senior member of staff. As a sales & marketing expert and a senior member of staff, that role had been entrusted to me in two companies - I enjoyed that role and was good at it. My main commercial expertise is in sales & marketing, but I am a very good judge of human character and thus playing the gatekeeper was not just fun, but came naturally to me. And if it helped my boss and the company to do the task, then why not?
Lastly, I have since left that medium sized company and have started my own company - it is very small at the moment so as the big boss, the towkay, I'm personally responsible for hiring + firing (no, we can't afford to hire a HR manager yet, we're a small firm). So guess what? Limpeh is still the gatekeeper. And the CEO at the same time.
The fact that you tried to bitch about this when you clearly don't understand how this works reflects poorly on yourself. A gatekeeper is a lot more than a middle-level HR manager dealing with mundane issues - a gatekeeper actually wields a LOT of power and is trusted by the big boss. I don't even need to be rude to you on this occasion because I think you've sufficiently embarrassed yourself in your efforts to bitch about this.
Have a nice day.
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DeleteOooh and one more point if I may, about gatekeepers. Companies do not hire people all the time - even huge companies like Google are not constantly hiring. It comes and goes, depending on the needs of the company. When they are expanding, sure they will hire new staff (and hence need the services of gatekeepers) but often companies are either stable in their staff numbers or in some case, they may retrench some members of staff during hard times.
DeleteHence there's never a full time job as a 'gatekeeper' - even in big companies with dedicated HR departments, the person responsible for the role of the gatekeeper is usually busy with other HR matters for the members of staff and only turns his hands to the gatekeeping task when the company needs to hire someone new.
Thus it is an honorary title (at best) conferred on a senior member of staff who is a good judge of human character and can be trusted with this very important responsibility - or in some cases, the big boss himself/herself plays the role of the gatekeeper. It is neither a "job title" as such nor a full time job. I played the role of the gatekeeper only when my bosses needed to hire someone new - otherwise, I was busy with my sales & marketing responsibilities (which is my core area of expertise).
Hi Weiping, thanks for your perspective. As explained, I had worked for small/medium sized companies who didn't have dedicated HR departments. The directors/bosses handled HR matters directly and you're right also to say that they would involve someone who would directly be working with the new hire (say the person who would be the immediate line manager) to be part of the decision making process. Often, the big bosses would not micromanage everything in the company, so he would rely on on the opinion of the appointed gatekeeper to decide who would be the best candidate for the job. So yes, whilst the person bestowed the title of 'gatekeeper' has an important role to play - it is even more important in smaller companies without HR departments.
DeleteInteresting article from LIFT, as usual. I've to admit this article felt like a bit of a slap; I've got a logistics degree from a private uni that i completed on a part-time basis. Nevertheless, i both understand and, to a certain extent, share the sentiments you have regarding private unis.
ReplyDeleteI took this degree with the intention
of making a career switch (i spent 5 years in a different industry). Just to share my own experiences thus far:
1. As far as technical skills are concerned, There wasnt any depth at all in the syllabus, and i consider what i studied very superficial and rudimentary. However, it did introduce certain logistics concepts that i further developed thru google and research.
2. I was eventually successful in making the switch. However, throughout two rounds of interview, my employers didnt give a rats ass abt my degree. They were primarily concerned with my abilities to meet the job expectations. I had to do a lot of explaining (even went thru a calculation test) just to convince them i had the right skills.
3. When i first joined the company, i realised my peers were a bunch of young and multi national professionals easily 5 years younger then me (for the record, im 31 this year), and more qualified (many hold a masters in logistics). I spoke to a few of them on their educational journey, and these guys basically told me their degrees (both under n post grad) weren't paticularly useful in preparing them for the realities of working life.
Like many other singaporeans, i was more book smart, with pretty bad soft skills at the start of my career. It didn't help that i was a pretty good student in sch (9 points for L1R5, 3.7 GPA for poly, and stupidly prevented myself from studying in local uni when i rejected an offer. Bad decision making then). I used to think being smart meant success in the working world. Boy oh boy did i wake up and smell the coffee. 1 year of being jobless definitely straightened whatever bullshit fairy tale beliefs i held. Hard n painful lesson, yes, but a totally deserving one for my young and naive self back then.
Ultimately, i didnt view my private experience as all that bad (not from an academic perspective). I had a number of middle managers from big mncs in my cohort who had only a'levels or poly dips. For whatever reason, these guys didnt/couldnt go thru uni but that didnt stop them from climbing up the ranks due to sheer hard work. I learnt lots from these guys and i still seek their advice occasionally on professional matters. My personal take is that end of the day, a piece of paper is only going to get you one foot through the door. The rest depends on the individual himself. Not necessarily his smarts, but his attitude and ambition, amongst others. Sure, this is subjective and id welcome any comments u have on this, lift.
Hi there, allow me to offer the following response:
Delete1. I also made a mid-career switch and am in fact qualified to do 3 jobs in 3 different industries. I am a sales & marketing consultant in financial services, I have managed to carve out an acting career in my late 20s and 30s and I am a highly qualified gymnastics coach. Gymnastics is my first love but I really wanted to see what else I could do, what else I am capable of, so yeah, trying different things, climbing different career ladders is quite common really.
2. My degree is mostly useless - it was just to prove that I had a brain and was intelligent, otherwise, I mostly relied on my work experience to get where I am today and I learned far more in my working life than I ever did at university. Mind you, I had a lotta fun at uni, but it was quite useless in hindsight apart from getting my foot in the door for my first job. I was hired primarily because I was a scholar at a top university, not because of anything I was taught at uni.
3. I can't stress enough how important soft skills are - in particular during job interviews. You may look good on paper - that gets you to the interview process when you have to impress the interviewer(s). That's when people with poor soft skills often get eliminated if they perform badly in the interview.
And oh, i just want to clarify this. Do i feel equivalent to a oxford/cambridge/harvard grad? No. Do i think that the fella who made such a comparison is silly? Yes. To that guy, stop xiaxuaying yourself. The faster u wake up to reality, the better it will be for u. No harm acknolwedging your shortcoming of not being the brightest, imho (hey, its mine too). At least u know u've to work harder man. Being delusional brings u nowhere.
ReplyDeleteTotally. Like one of my readers (Di Talasi) said, we have nothing against people who have degrees from places like SIM. We accept that in real life, there is a range of abilities and IQ out there and thus not everyone can go to Oxford or Cambridge. But to demand that we level the playing field and treat SIM graduates the same as those from the best universities in the world - hello? Are you serious? Talk about delusional.
DeleteI treat every candidate the same if the application comes into my mailbox. I will send them my technical screening questions without even looking at their CV. Until I receive acceptable answers/responses from them, then I will look at their CV and invite them in for an interview. This usually filters potential applicants to 2 or 3 from 50. (Thank you AWS for using this method on me, enabling me to use this method to save my bloody time from screening idiots.)
DeleteOnce they get past me, I shall leave it to my bosses/HR for further screening. I will only handle the technical skills part.
That's a good system. But in the non-technical world of slaes & marketing where I move around, often we are testing for soft skills that can only come out during an interview, hence the need for a slightly different system. My CTO is extremely brilliant technically, but I almost feel like I want to do all the talking if possible during business meetings as far as possible because he just isn't a natural pitcher and salesman the way I am. He does this thing which irritates the tits off me, he talks very fast, then stops mid-sentence as if buffering, then he continues and these pauses make me squirm so much. For a tech role, he's brilliant but when it comes to talking to clients (that's my role), he's not suited for that at all. Different departments, different skills.
DeleteYou know i cried when i read this. No i mean i literally broke down and wept with relief. The simplicity and beauty of your solution, not to mention the much lower cost in time and money.
ReplyDeleteIt suits him better and (taking Neoplasm's advice) i made him hunt down the relevant information himself, and he actually WANTS to, not like when i dragged him to all the private schools to ask about degrees.
I might return to his school and talk to his ex soccer coach too, we had some bad blood when he kicked my son off the squad so i never bothered to ask him for advice (at the least, i owe him an apology).
LIFT you are a godsend, i cant thank you enough..
Hi Chin Lam, thanks for your message. Well there's a saying which is a bit of a cliche but it does apply: 助人为快乐之本 - it brings me joy that I am able to be of some help. Listen, I have a friend from VJC who went down the route of becoming a PE teacher at a JC today and he had to get quite a lot of teaching qualifications (yup, as a bonafide teacher) via NIE. It is quite a long and demanding route and in return, he has a full time job as a teacher - good money, long holidays (he doesn't work in June + Dec = long trips to beautiful places) but ... as a PE teacher, he has to shout at fat JC kids who have zero interest in sports. There are a small handful who enjoy PE but most just can't be bothered. And when his JC's football team wants to win the A-division title, they pay for a football expert who is NOT a full time employee of the school, but an external expert they rope in to coach the school's football team.
DeleteA PE teacher like my friend has to teach all the students a variety of sports - whereas the football expert they rope in will focus on football and nothing else. I don't think your son wants to become a PE teacher (not easy to qualify as one of those mind you) - but he can easily become a full time football coach. The latter involves far less paper work and a much shorter training process to become fully qualified. He starts out with the recreational clubs and schools - maybe he will coach at higher level one day (such as for the S.League), maybe he won't but I can guarantee you that at least he will enjoy his job. I have seen terrible gymnastics coaches who do it for the money, they have no passion for the sport - whereas the ones who truly love the sport, they bring that enthusiasm to their teaching and it makes a world of a difference. Now you can get all the qualifications in the world for teaching sports, but without that fanatical love of the sport, without that true passion - you won't be a great coach and your son already has that love of football. So why not?
There are quite a few football academies in Singapore that you could look at, just to see what the world of football is like, how much parents spend on it, how the classes are run, what the work environment is like etc.
http://sg.theasianparent.com/best-soccer-schools-in-singapore/
http://englishsoccerschool.com/
http://www.fka.sg/
http://www.frmsingapore.com/
http://fcbescola.fcbarcelona.com/singapore/
http://www.jssl-arsenal.com/
http://footballforkidssingapore.com/
http://www.isa.com.sg/
And I am just touching the tip of the iceberg here - there is so much demand for football for kids that all these big international teams like Real Madrid and Arsenal are opening up academies in Singapore: that means there is a growing demand for qualified football coaches to coach the next generation.
The cost of getting trained up is so low because so much of the training covers things like health and safety, communication skills and how to organize a class. There is going to be surprisingly little soccer content in the course - they expect you to figure that out whilst you gain work experience and work with your mentor. The exams are relatively easy by that token and since it is on a topic he is passionate about, he will pass with flying colours.
Please, do keep me updated and let me know how you get on. And get him to call Lydia @ FAS.
Yeah. I'd think that private uni grads sometimes have this underlying inferiority complex when thay are compared to the local uni grads. My take is that private uni grads would be better off acknolwedging the handicap. At the very least, u know u've to work doubly hard and develop ur professional abilities to at least level the field a little (its a tall order, though).
ReplyDeleteOne other thing. There's a reader (toh chin lam) here whose son took the ite route. Lift, you suggested a coaching route, while neoplasm was rather opposed to the idea. Imho, singaporean society still have not exactly warmed up to the sports/arts scene, for it to be a viable and longterm career path. Granted, changes are underway and perhaps we'll see a paradigm shift in the future. At the moment though, im of the opinion that it may be a risky proposition to go down the role of soccer coaching, for someone so young. In addition, the state of Singapore's soccer scene isnt exactly rosy either; last i read on the news, we're at a new low.
As an alternative, i would suggest for toh junior to visit career fairs, and speak to as many employers from a variety of field, to get better insights into the current job market, careers that would interest and suit him. Sg also has career institutes like e2i and caliberlink that he can approach for more assistance. The coaching courses and licenses can be pursued on the sideline. LIFT, u may not agree with me on this, but id say its better for him to go down the conventional route first (poly or work, after his ite course). This will allow him to establish his feet in the real world first, and then provide him with the resources to pursue his real interest in soccer eventually.
Hi and allow me to respond:
DeleteYou're wrong about Singaporean society's attitude towards an arts/sports scene. The fact that there are so many football academies in Singapore today (did you see the long list I posted?) and these businesses employ coaches - that's work for people who love football enough to wanna turn it into a career. There's also the S.League in Singapore which against all expectations, continues to sustain interest in the sport at a local level. I don't give a fuck what ordinary Singaporeans think - they probably want their kids to become doctors, bankers and lawyers. But you've not been speaking to Mr Toh as long as I have (he has been following my blog for a long time and we've exchanged so many messages like this over the years) and trust me when I say, we have spoken A LOT about his son over the years and I know his son's case well. So why the hell are you talking about Singaporean society, paradigm shift, yadda yadda - the rest of Singaporean society does NOT matter when we are talking about Mr Toh's son, we're talking very specifically about one unique individual - someone whom you know absolutely nothing about?
And for crying out aloud, the kid has FAILED his N-levels, and you wanna talk about going to poly? Like you know nothing about this kid's track record and you wanna come here and give career advice? Like seriously, alamak. I am disagreeing with you because none of what you said is applicable to this teenager in question. You're just mouthing off, giving us your general opinion instead of offering anything particularly useful to Mr Toh.
And perhaps the moral of the story is, if you want good advice, go to a friend who knows you (and your family) - don't just anyhow go online and ask for random advice from strangers. I understand Mr Toh's family's situation well - you on the other hand, haven't even bothered to read what Mr Toh has posted here.
Career fairs are a waste of time IMHO. You don't discover what you wanna do with your life in a career fair, fuck that shit. You follow your heart and do something that makes you happy, that at least you're interested in. You don't wanna end up like those fucking miserable Singaporeans stuck in a job they bloody hate but can't quit because they have to pay for their children's expensive education. Oh I know too many people like that - fuck that, you don't wanna end up miserable. Does it mean anything to you to be happy? Duh. I want Toh Junior to be happy and I'm sure Mr Toh wants that too and happiness can't be found in a fucking careers fair for crying out aloud.
Hi Lift,
DeleteNo arguments on my part about truly understanding toh jr's circumstance. And no, i do not think he should be a lawyer banker etc etc. You've seen ppl struggle to make ends meet in jobs they dislike. I've seen ppl who pursue their passion, struggle daily, and end up regretting not giving more consideration on their future. Lift, im a practical person and i've seen both sides of the coin (albeit in a context limited to my own circle).
No intentions at all on my part to pour cold water on one's dreams and ambitions. But the s-league isnt exactly faring all that well at the moment (i cant give any links but news on this is definitely available on yahoo etc). As for these soccer academies that you mention, im not so sure, lift. I still think due consideration ought to be given.
I always start swearing when I stay up too late - but I stand by what I say, I feel that you're discriminating against football coaches for the wrong reasons, it is a very Singaporean thing to discriminate against someone whom they perceive as not achieving enough, just because they are not some white collar worker sitting in an air-con office in a shiny office block in a suit and tie. That's a very Singaporean prejudice and you're inflicting it on Mr Toh & his son without understanding their situation.
DeleteAs for people who pursue their passion, I say they would rather do that, struggle for a few years and find out if it would have actually worked out before deciding "ok maybe it's time to change the game plan and put my talents to something else." But the worst thing to do is to lie on your deathbed with a heart full of regrets, with your dying thoughts being, "I wish I had done all these things when I was younger and followed my instincts."
I've seen 'practical' people get sucked into marriage + families and it is their kids who keep them in utter, total misery, enslaved to a job they totally hate but have no choice because of the financial burden of being a husband + father. Is that the kind of position that is more enviable than a man who is pursuing his dreams as football coach but not making a lot of money? No. No it is not.
Will the S-League ever be as popular as the English premiership? Nah, get real, it will never be. But will interest in football ever die away to the point where football academies will close down and kids stop playing football? No, it is very popular and has been for DECADES. You clearly do not know anything about the sports & leisure industry and yet you think you can give career advice about it? You're just defaulting to your personal experience about parents telling you to study hard and not spend too much time on sports, from what you have personally encountered. Listen, Limpeh went to the SEA Games and all these international competitions, Limpeh is a fully qualified gymnastics coach AND Limpeh also built up a fucking impressive career in finance - I've seen BOTH sides of the coin. I am good friends with both sports coaches and white collar executives high up in the food chain. I doubt you know anyone who actually works in the sports & leisure industry - like can you actually name me a friend who works full time as a sports coach? In short, what the fuck do you know about that career path? You're just defaulting to very Singaporean prejudices instead of giving any insight about the industry.
The bottom line is this: passion is either there or it is not. You can't go to a career's fair and stumble upon something you have never ever heard of and get passionate about something you never heard of until there. Get fucking real. You don't seem to give a fuck if Toh Junior is happy or not. You just want to inflict your Singaporean prejudices on him - that's just peer pressure in its ugliest form. I could censor your comments, but I would rather bitch-slap you for what you're doing. Heck, there may be some good intentions on your part, but it's coming out as such ugly peer pressure.
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DeleteHi Neoplasm,
Delete1. I hate the way Singaporeans think that unless you are famous and make a lot of money, you're somehow a failure. And I'm like WTF? What the fuck is wrong with you Singaporeans? It's like you're either a famous superstar or you're a failure who doesn't deserve the oxygen you breathe. I am a published author amongst other things and I once spoke to this Singaporean and I kid you not, I am not exaggerating. He claimed he had never heard of me as an author or came across my book, so by that token, I must be a bad writer. Like excuse me, how many people actually get PAID good money for their writing? And no, I never made a best seller's list, JK Rowling I am not, but so what? I enjoy writing and the fact that I never became a megafamous author is somehow reason enough for this Singaporean to condemn my writing? What gives? Likewise, a soccer coach could make a perfectly good living, teaching primary school kids how to play soccer and he may never ever become the coach of a major football club like Man United, but so fucking what? I say, the fact that the coach has a job he enjoys and can make a living for football is a fact to be celebrated when so many people fucking hate their jobs these days. So I think Neoplasm is totally barking up the wrong tree when he talks about nurturing sporting talent and raising the standards of sports in Singapore. Please lah, my autistic nephew is dyspraxic - he has a form of developmental coordination disorder (DCD), that's medical talk for "he is incredibly clumsy and terrible at any kind of sports." Yet my family still spends money for him to do sports because he needs exercise to stop becoming overweight. He will never ever be good at any sports, but it doesn't stop us from spending money on him taking part in sports. If Toh Junior ends up teaching kids like my nephew how to play football, then why not? My nephew gets the exercise he needs and my sister is willing to pay Toh Junior a lot of money if he's willing to be patient with my nephew and it is a win-win situation. The fact that my nephew will never become the next David Beckham is a moot point and that's why you Singaporeans drive me fucking nuts. And you think I'm fucking elitist - you guys can't even think about what life means for people who are just ordinary and average and trying to make a fucking living without becoming superstars and millionaires for fuck's sake.
Like seriously Neoplasm, you are not fucking stupid but fucking hell, you know fuck all about sports and the sports industry. Like I have said, stop embarrassing yourself please by making ridiculous stupid incorrect assumptions about sports and stick to the elitist stuff you know. Take the sporting academies, WHAT THE FUCK do you know about them? You know fucking nothing, you're just making one stupid fucking assumption after another. They are money making machines who would gladly take my sister's money even if my nephew is dyspraxic and can't make contact with the ball with his foot, during the entire lesson.
Neoplasm, like seriously, as a gatekeeper, I've warned you before - you are a classic case of book smart but hopeless in the real world because you keep defaulting to your opinion instead of verifying the facts. I would NEVER train you or give you a job until you change your terrible attitude and stop making these mistakes. Do yourself a fucking favour and listen to me for once.
Like seriously Neoplasm, if you make one more fucking stupid assumption about sports again, I won't hold back - you'll get the full Limpeh bitchslap treatment. You're not stupid, you're highly intelligent - so why the fuck do you make the fucking stupid mistake of defaulting to your opinion instead of verifying the facts with people who actually understand what the fuck is going on in an industry that you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about. You don't know much about sports, you probably fucking suck at sports and are overweight, you have no interest in sports at all, never mind ever having considered a career working within sports - yet you think you wanna pass judgement and give career advice? What gives? Like, what the fuck is this Neoplasm?
DeleteLimpeh is warning you, just shut the fuck up about sports and stick to talking about what you know about.
Neoplasm, if this feels like a personal attack - then guess what? It is. You are talking bullshit. You wrote:
Delete"As for the soccer academies, it seems that many are run by brand name soccer clubs. If they are as serious as the professional scene, things may not be so easy and may potentially be slightly academic too. During secondary school we had to take 2 yrs PE theory to learn about the technical aspect of various sports and it is offered as an O lvl subject. In the professional scene overseas, many clubs hire actuaries and statisticians to figure out the best game plan according to the players in the team but few are aware of this. Soccer is actually a lot more than just kicking the ball around but I have no idea what is Sg standard at the moment."
For fuck's sake. You're a fucking idiot for making bullshit assumptions that are totally wrong. Why the fuck do you think you can make assumptions based on your limited experience in your PE lessons about anything at all?
1. These soccer academies accept kids whose parents can pay a LOT of money, they will reject kids who are talented but poor. Money trumps talent. Money talks. So the coaches end up with mixed ability classes, some kids are good, some are awful but all have money.
2. These kids are as young as 4. You seriously wanna hire statisticians and actuaries to monitor these 4 year old rich kids play? Like why don't we measure how often the kids wet themselves on the field or poop themselves on average a week? These kids are barely toilet trained at that age and you wanna talk about statistics? What kinda shitty statistics are you interested in? At that age, if they can survive the lesson without crying or wetting themselves, I say the coach has already done well. Have you ever tried to teach a 4 year old anything?
3. At that age, it is pretty much just kicking the ball around. This is Singapore for fuck's sake. Older kids are too busy studying to take football seriously, so these academies tend to cater for kids most in primary school. At the Real Madrid football academy in Singapore, they have an U6 squad, that's right, the kids there are 5 year olds. They have far more younger students than older students as older students pretty much realize that they are not great at football after a while and decide that it is not worth the time and effort pursuing something they're not that good at; then they leave and go do something else. But at just 5 year old, parents dream of their kids becoming the next Cristiano Ronaldo. That's how it works in virtually all sports. Toh Junior will be end up working with kids probably between the ages of 5 and 10 and certainly NOT professional footballers.
4. To work with children that young, you need to cultivate certain skills to talk to children. Patience is a great virtue (one that I don't have, as I don't put up with people who are slow learners) - fuck your statistics, fuck your maths and fuck the fucking stupid PE theory you did at secondary school and fuck you for thinking that any of that actually matters when you are dealing with a nervous 6 year old who is playing football with a bunch of kids he barely knows. You Singaporeans are fucking useless when it comes to sports because you hide in your classrooms and you're good at maths but you know absolutely fuck all about what it means to actually train in sports and become good at it - you need talent and hard work, you need a good relationship with your coach and none of that fucking bullshit fucking maths fucking statistics and motherfucking actuaries are going to do you any fucking good Neo-fucking-plasm. Fuck the lot of that fucking idiotic ass licking fucking bullshit.
Really, you're a totally fucking idiot when it comes to sports.
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DeleteA few points for you.
Delete1. Whilst I may have sworn a lot at you, I do stand by what I say: you would be a nightmare to employ. When the boss says to you, "stand back, you don't know much about sports whilst some of us have dealt with employment in sports before" - no, you insist on having a say if it is based on no more than what you did in secondary school or your gut instinct on what sport in Singapore is like. I think Mr Toh is just too polite to tell you to shaddup, so he is quietly ignoring the bullshit you're spouting about a topic you clearly have zero understanding about (but feel the need to have a say anyway) - but this being my blog, I am shooting you down. I tried to do so subtly and politely at first, but you don't know how to take a hint - so I had to tell you to shaddup about issues you know little or nothing about.
2. As for me getting personal, that's my choice - I choose not to be polite because I don't feel the need to please everyone and that is why some people actually like my blog. Two bloggers contacted me about you actually and both said pretty much the same thing, that you're an irritating kid who thinks he knows everything and has a valuable opinion on everything but they're too polite to say what they think to you as they don't want to appear to be rude.
3. As for you not wishing to work with someone like me, that's your choice. At least I am honest - I've worked with people who are so polite with you and then will stab you in the back the moment you turn around. There's value in honesty but you've yet to learn about that in life. If I think you're wrong, I will tell you so - I won't be polite about it and entertain you as if you had come with a valid opinion.
4. Nobody trains to be the next coach for Real Madrid or Man United - you start off at the bottom, teaching kids, you win some victories, you get promoted, you get a better job offer - coaches work their way up the food chain if they can prove themselves worthy. Why are you looking at the wrong end of the food chain (the S.League) when Toh Junior has to start at the bottom end, at entry level, like everyone else? He starts at entry level and good luck to him in terms of proving himself. I can't guarantee his success, but at least I am sure he will be a happy bunny doing what he loves. And that means something.
5. Sports coaches need to be able to find enough work - such is the challenge of being a self-employed contractor. You have multiple sources of income, different employers may use your services at any one time and it's like tuition teachers vs full time teachers. The good tuition teachers are in demand all the time and make loads of money - the crap ones can't find enough work: therein lies the difference. Those who are crap at what they do cannot find enough paying customers to sustain that career choice financially. That has far more to do with the individual's quality than the industry per se. So once again, you're wrong.
6. As for my BMI, feel free to watch my vlog and youtube channel - I have loads of videos of me doing gymnastics. Go on, gimme some more hits on my Youtube channel. Geez, don't you know about my Youtube channel?!
LIFT & Neoplasm please lah. LIFT Im relieved you understand the situation without judging. Neoplasm can you see soccer is the ONE thing my kid is GOOD at. It may not be ideal in your eyes but its his only hope.
ReplyDeleteIm sick of my relatives wondering how an NUS grad who went to JC & Uni on the PSC's dime could end up with a "bueh takchek" kid and they suspect he is not really my son. Im determined to make him self-sufficient, so that he will never have to depend on them when Im gone. This problem is wholly mine and I didnt expect the 2 of you to grab the ball, take off and run away with it like you did.
Reon spent the whole Saturday clicking through the links you listed. Only stopped a few times to ask me to explain words he wasnt familiar with. He dialled the FAS number but there was no answer, maybe Lydia was off that day, he'll try again on a weekday.
Theres a small international school in my neighborhood that uses the sports complex nearby on weekends for training. On the guise of going there for a jog, I tried to speak to the coach to find out how much he makes. Of course, he wouldnt tell me.
So I went online to do a search and could only find the figures for US Little League Soccer, where the coaches were earning US$60K-100K yearly in 2012. I havent gone to speak to Reon's ex coach yet but my guess is he should be getting at least S$50/hour since he teaches a big group of kids together.
The starting pay for a trainee or newly minted coach could be S$10-20/hr. Whereas that for someone in service (like a waiter or receptionist) is about S$6/hr so, no comparison.
Of course Reon will finish ITE because thats gonna be his safety net. But I think the possibility of him being a small scale (not S-league) coach is very real. He has the patience needed, many times people have lost their temper with him for being slow.
Can I just add, Neoplasm thinks Im a helicopter dad, you also said Ive gone way beyond what your dad ever did, but I would NOT do all this, if my son was SMART. Who wouldnt rather be smart but with negligent parents, than stupid but with a dad who has to do all that shit I went through.
Do you think I should tell Reon not to marry and have children? Because his life will be that much harder if he does. The final decision will be his, but should I at least make my opinion known?
Hi Chin Lam, I am working on my latest blog post just for you. Akan datang. It is a FAQ regarding coaching.
DeleteBut on the issue of how much money you can earn as a soccer coach: it varies a lot. I can comment on gymnastics coaches in the UK for you: those at the bottom end of the food chain (with the least, minimum, qualifications - working for poorly funded gymnastics club + someone taking a cut in the middle) get around £10/hr and those which are top end coaches, very experienced, giving private lessons get up to £150/hr. I also know a woman who is a specialist with disabled kids (esp mentally disabled kids, severely autistic kids etc) and she charges quite a lot to give these kids private lessons.
So at £10/hr, you're near the bottom end of the food chain but at £150/hr, you are making like £600 a day, £3000 or more a week, £12,000 a month - working 4 hours a day? Crikey.
I've read a story a while ago that in tuition-obsessed Hong Kong, the best tuition teachers in HK can command crazy amounts of money as kiasu HK parents want the BEST tuition teachers in HK to make sure their kids do well in school. It then becomes a question of offering your services to the highest bidder. In the HK example, the tuition teacher earning the most amount of money may not be teaching the smartest kid in HK, but the tuition teacher is just following the money. Heck, the smartest kids in HK may not even needs tuition to get straight As. Likewise, the coaches who earn the most money in sports may not end up coaching the best sportsmen, but simply those who can afford to pay the most for their services.
If Reon was becoming a gymnastics coach, I could tell you a lot more about how much he could potentially earn.
Stayed up v late to rush this out just for you + Reon,
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Oh yeah, tuition. Tuition is also a huge industry in singapore too. I have a relative who is pretty well off by just being a private tutor.
DeleteYou know that the tuition industry has gone too far when there are private tuition conducted for tertiary education.
That's my point - the same way some popular tuition teachers get to charge more: supply vs demand, the tuition teacher only has 24 hours a day and can give only a limited number of lessons a day - so when demand outstrips supply, then the price goes up and the tuition teacher goes to the highest bidder = the popular tuition teachers can make BIG BUCKS. I remember how everyone in my O level days swore by this Mr Sim who was supposedly this maths tuition genius and could produce miracle results. Not sure why he was so wonderful, I never went to him but good grief, he was EXPENSIVE but the culture of kiasu parents drove the price up and made Mr Sim a very rich man indeed (he ran his classes from the living room of his very, very nice condo).
DeleteBut is every tuition teacher in S'pore able to do what Mr Sim does? Clearly not. Some are barely getting by. Likewise, in any industry where people are self-employed and responsible for procuring their own work, then some will do better than others. There will be the equivalent of 'Mr Sim's in the football coaching world - ie. those who are very popular, have a great reputation and hence when demand is more than supply, they start commanding more than the market rate - a LOT more, as in the case of Mr Sim.
I posted a comment last night but i think it failed to get thru!
ReplyDeleteHello, I've read several articles of yours today, and am really grateful for your existence. I respect your opinions and the fact that you do take out some time to write these. I've been facing a dilemma and I hope that you may be able to provide me with some clarity.
Firstly, this may sound like shit lazy students like to say, I fucking abhor school. I detest it to the extent where I mutilate myself. School stresses me out so much. I can't stand sitting in a classroom, with the walls caging me like a prison. I'm currently 16, in express stream, in a rather decent secondary school with mediocre grades, and I'll be taking my o levels this year, yet I still can't stand school. I get headaches, pimples, nausea etc. whenever I am stressed and apart from my family, school contributes the most to my stress. I am being forced to attend school, despite having told adult figures (counsellors, parents, teachers etc.) multiple times that I cannot stand being in school. I told them repeatedly I do not want to attend school and asked for other alternatives such as homeschool and all, but I'm always asked to bear with it. I'm not sure how much longer can my mental state endure this. Just today, my co-form teacher told me that it is absolutely compulsory for me to continue "this normal system" since I'm a "normal person" and I will not be allowed to take O levels without this method.
I like to learn, I really do. I like to go to libraries and read up on all sort of things. We only have one lifetime and yet there are so many things left to be discovered. I have barely learned anything in school, and I am honestly beginning to wonder how I've managed to scraped by this four years.
I could go on and on about how school (and my family, and society in general) has sucked the soul out of me, but I do not wish to waste your time having to read too much. I feel like a walking corpse, in all honesty.
Basically, I want to have a "future" and I want to learn and study as well, but I cannot stand the education system. It is very suffocating. At this point of time though, it seems to me that there isn't many possibilities. My mum is giving me the cold shoulder too, and ignoring my entire existence for the mere fact that my attitude towards school is "problematics". There are many other advices I'd like to seek, however it is a bit too private to be posted here since I could risk having any acquaintance encounter it. I do know that you do not really encourage private messaging, I understand. I hope that I've not wasted your time with this, and that my message isn't too confusing. I often feel as if I can't communicate well enough to not be misunderstood.
I posted a comment last night but I think it failed to get through!
ReplyDeleteHello, I've read several articles of yours today, and am really grateful for your existence. I respect your opinions and the fact that you do take out some time to write these. I've been facing a dilemma and I hope that you may be able to provide me with some clarity.
Firstly, this may sound like shit lazy students like to say, I fucking abhor school. I detest it to the extent where I mutilate myself. School stresses me out so much. I can't stand sitting in a classroom, with the walls caging me like a prison. I'm currently 16, in express stream, in a rather decent secondary school with mediocre grades, and I'll be taking my o levels this year, yet I still can't stand school. I get headaches, pimples, nausea etc. whenever I am stressed and apart from my family, school contributes the most to my stress. I am being forced to attend school, despite having told adult figures (counsellors, parents, teachers etc.) multiple times that I cannot stand being in school. I told them repeatedly I do not want to attend school and asked for other alternatives such as homeschool and all, but I'm always asked to bear with it. I'm not sure how much longer can my mental state endure this. Just today, my co-form teacher told me that it is absolutely compulsory for me to continue "this normal system" since I'm a "normal person" and I will not be allowed to take O levels without this method.
I like to learn, I really do. I like to go to libraries and read up on all sort of things. We only have one lifetime and yet there are so many things left to be discovered. I have barely learned anything in school, and I am honestly beginning to wonder how I've managed to scraped by this four years.
I could go on and on about how school (and my family, and society in general) has sucked the soul out of me, but I do not wish to waste your time having to read too much. I feel like a walking corpse, in all honesty.
Basically, I want to have a "future" and I want to learn and study as well, but I cannot stand the education system. It is very suffocating. At this point of time though, it seems to me that there isn't many possibilities. My mum is giving me the cold shoulder too, and ignoring my entire existence for the mere fact that my attitude towards school is "problematics". There are many other advices I'd like to seek, however it is a bit too private to be posted here since I could risk having any acquaintance encounter it. I do know that you do not really encourage private messaging, I understand. I hope that I've not wasted your time with this, and that my message isn't too confusing. I often feel as if I can't communicate well enough to not be misunderstood.
Hi Zhiyi. OK I hear you, you hate school and even though you write well and are clearly eloquent, I think you're probably let down by the education system which at O levels, focuses primarily on rote learning. You're not stretched, you're not challenged and I see that a lot. I was at my gymnastics class tonight and I saw a coach make her students do something quite easy (but she wanted them to do it perfectly) - they got bored, restless and I could see where she was going wrong. She needed to challenge them, give them something new and challenging to try to learn and take them out of their comfort zone. That brings the joy back into learning - I can sense that you're like the kid who's not challenged enough and thus a misfit in a system which is trying to get kids of do well in a set of exams, rather than focus on the spirit of learning per se. You know Amos Yee yeah? He is another super smart kid let down by the education system in S'pore - I don't want you to end up like him.
DeleteI would ask you though, what makes you happy? What makes you excited? What are you interested in? You've clearly told me what you hate, let's now focus on what you like please.
And no - I don't enter private correspondence as a rule. Everything I discuss is in the public domain. I keep my blogging in the public domain and do not engage people I don't know in private - that is my choice and I hope you respect that please.
I have many interests, but what I'd like to develop in depth, would probably be writing and languages, the priority being writing. Being happy is doing what I want to do, achieve the goals I set for myself and not those set by others, improving, understanding myself and the world around me better etc.
DeleteI absolutely understand your point!
Zhiyi, I am trying to point you in the right direction - ie. let's focus on a) what makes you happy and b) trying to make a career out of that. So with that in mind, can you help me by being a bit more specific by identifying a short list of two or three things that we can try to structure some kind of solution around? Thanks.
DeleteThank you! Sorry for the trouble >_< if so, it is writing in general, be it fiction or nonfiction. Not sure if I replied your question, I'm a bit blur
DeleteNo worries - now we have something to start with. If you wanna make a career out of writing, that's possible but you have to bear in mind the fact that you live in the age of the internet where bloggers like me are putting out huge volumes of quality writing out there for free (you're not paying a penny to me, not unless you accidentally click on one of those ads that can generate a bit of revenue for me, via google adsense) - but otherwise, yeah I write because I enjoy the process and don't really care much about making that much money from it. So it's incredibly hard to get into - say you wanna go down the journalism route and get paid for writing say for a website, newspaper or magazine: guess what? You will either have to have a degree in journalism or be such a specialist in a particular area that they want you for your knowledge of that field (not your English skills per se). I have a friend who writes for a motoring publication and he knows everything about car engines, his English isn't good at all, yet they have editors who correct his bad English when he writes for a publication. Do you wanna work in that kind of role, correcting a motoring writer's bad English?
DeleteI can assure you that a journalism degree at a top university will challenge the hell outta you and you will find the kind of challenge there which is sadly missing from your current education system - but if you wanna go down that route, you need to finish your O and A levels before you can do a degree.
If you drop out now, then it will be impossible for you to get paid work as a writer - no one will publish you, no one will pay you for your writing.
In the meantime, if you wanna prove to yourself that you can get work as a writer, try this. Start a blog like mine, see how many readers you can get. Right a piece that is topical, about something in the news, express your opinion on it and then try to get it to go viral on social media. When I write a successful piece (such as this one), it goes viral and I get thousands of people reading it everyday (which explains how I now have 7.925 million views on my blog thus far - heading to 8 million v soon!). If you wish, you could get me to read that piece and I will offer you feedback on it. It is a simple and cheap way to prove to yourself if you have what it takes to be a good writer.
Thank you so much for taking the time to reply! Your advice has been helpful and I'll take it into consideration. I'll try to start a blog too. So, in conclusion, if I want a "not so bleak future", the only way is to go thru this shit-filled and flawed education system where even an English teacher can't spell 'usage', thinks the word 'doldrums' doesn't exist, says 'usage' and 'use' means "absolutely the same thing". In such an environment, (and it's a supposedly decent school, I can't imagine how those notoriously bad schools operate...) I fear I may be (spoon)fed the wrong information. Nevertheless, thanks so much for your input. I guess no matter how tortured I feel, there isn't a way out of this screwed up system.
DeleteHi Zhiyi - yes you've been let down by the system, yes your teachers are shit but guess what? Did you think that I didn't encounter shitty, lousy, retarded teachers along the way as I got my education in Singapore? Of course I did - the worst must have been this PE teacher who spoke in such bad, broken English that we kept giggling as a class and he said, "you think fitness is laughing matter izzit? Wait you all obese then I laugh at you." He didn't even realize that we were laughing at just how inarticulate he was when he was trying to preach about the benefits of exercise.
DeleteBut why sabotage your future by doing badly in your education, just because you have some shitty teachers? Yes the system is fucking awful, but do you need to fuck your life up (the way Amos Yee did) just to make a point? No, be better than that. Make a success of yourself, be better than the shitty lousy teachers in your school, please.
Hey Zhiyi, not heard back from you, all well on your end I hope? How's it going?
DeleteHi Alex, what is your take on this? http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/2-100-first-year-nus/2477060.html?cid=FBSG
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to be cynical but how can one build up "resilience", "awareness" and "sense-making", by simply attending seminars and e-lectures.
LMFAO - please lah, this is what I have been talking about for so long on my blog. Soft skills - but you can't teach it in a crash course at university level. Learning these soft skills begin from about the age of 3, the moment you are old enough to start socializing with others around you. If you were unfortunate enough to have been brought up in an environment where you didn't learn any soft skills (or if your soft skills are woefully inadequate) then some short course at university isn't going to fix that. Sure they have identified a problem in Singapore and they're trying to fix it - but this is not the solution and it won't work.
DeleteMy favorite part of the joke is the comment made by the director.
Delete"So for example, the student in the 1.0 programme, who is a freshman, may just want to know basic personal and interpersonal effectiveness skills. But maybe if they want to go deeper and understand what is the neuroscience behind how the brain works, the amygdala, the fight or flight response, the negative bias and all of this, that's where you sign up for the 2.0," . This really takes the cake.
Honestly, I think it's a little too harsh to say uol degrees are completely useless. Why would Oxford let some "slow turtle" join in the race with some of the fastest horses in the world?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.londoninternational.ac.uk/community/londonconnection/articles/features/level-meltdown-oxford-scholar
local unis seem to accept sim graduates for their masters too. Why are uol graduates being accepted by these reputable unis if their degrees are of such horrendously low quality?
Also, from what I've heard, there seems to be no bell curve for uol (it's even mentioned in jeraldine phneah's blog post), so i wonder if your point about grade inflation is a little exaggerated.
Well anyway, idiots like "James" exist, but he shouldn't represent all sim students. I'm sure most of them know that they shouldn't expect to be treated the same as grads from reputable unis.
Hi Limpeh,
ReplyDeletewhat about your views on the new up and coming UNI SIM? I heard that they are going to be a recognised local university.
Well, the proof is in the pudding - what does this mean? Let's see if they will improve in their international rankings and more importantly, another key indicator is how many of their graduates will end up employed within 6 months of graduation. The government can give it whatever accolades it wants - if it simply doesn't deliver, then you can rename it "the bestest university in the universe" and it means nothing. The proof is in the pudding.
DeleteHi! This is a pretty old post but please give me some advice! I got 9 and 6 points for O levels (nett L1R5 and L1R4 respectively) but did badly for A levels. I just completed my 1st semester RMIT SIM but am considering switching to poly next year and get into a local university. Do you think this is a wise choice? Any further inputs would be very much appreciated, I've been in a dilemma for awhile. Thank you. (And I'm a girl btw, so no NS to be factored in)
ReplyDeleteThanks for your message but really, without any more information from your end (such as what poly course you're interested in and what career path you wish to follow etc), it is really impossible for me to give you any kind of meaningful advice without having much, much more information pertaining to your personal circumstances.
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ReplyDeleteLet me think about this and I'll get back to ok?
DeleteAdeline, I don't even know where to begin with your case. Good grief, okay so you were given bad advice by your parents and possibly your sister - VERY bad advice. But you're not a child anymore, look my parents are uneducated, my father doesn't even speak English and neither of them have been to university nor do they know anything about a degree. Yet I made sure I spoke to the teachers at my school who were able to give me the information and advice I needed to make the right choices when it came to my further education - it wasn't rocket science, good grief. I merely went to talk to a few teachers and they were more than happy to help me.
DeleteI'm totally speechless and aghast that you can say something as fucking ridiculous and stupid as "I thought that a diploma/degree certificate would carry the same weight no matter which university I got it from." What a FUCKING JOKE. For crying out aloud, who told you that bullshit? Why do you think students work so bloody hard to go to Oxford and Cambridge when they could cruise through a bullshit SIM course? Look, I live in the UK where we have a total of 127 universities and we have a league table: https://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings Obviously Oxford and Cambridge occupy no. 1 and no. 2 and complete idiots go to those universities ranked beyond 75. And those who end up in those ranked near the bottom are probably unable to write their own names without help.
How on earth could you have thought that a university at the bottom of the league table would give you a degree as worthy as Oxford or Cambridge? For fuck's sake Adeline - who has been misleading you with such ridiculous bullshit and how could you have been so naive and stupid not to have realized?
You need to have some pretty fucking impressive results to get into a top university like Oxford and Cambridge, whilst those universities at the bottom of the league table (and SIM for that matter) will accept any idiot who will pay the fees and give you a course so simply any idiot can pass. Oxford on the other hand, will subject their students to the most rigorous testing and will fail a student who will not keep up with their super high standards.
But please lah, I'd gladly hire an Oxford drop out than an SIM graduate with perfect results. I don't give a shit what you studied - I just wanna know one simple fact: are you intelligent or are you bloody stupid? You see, companies wanna hire intelligent people whom they can turn into ideal employees, we don't wanna hire idiots who will fuck up everything and waste our time & money. When I see someone with an SIM degree, I just think, "this idiot is gonna fuck everything up the way s/he has fucked up his/her education and ended up in SIM, next!" I'm not your kind, nice uncle here to give you a chance - no Adeline, I'm the gatekeeper who's risk averse and not prepared to give someone like you a chance. No one is going to give me grief if I shred your application and grant the interview to someone from a better university - in short, you're so fucked. Oh you're so incredibly fucked. You think this is a rude awakening? You haven't even realized just how fucked you are. It's faaaar worse than you thought.
Part 2: An SIM degree is worthless. It is so fucking worthless. In fact it is worse than worthless, at least when I pick up a free newspaper from the MRT station, I didn't pay for it. Your parents paid so much money and you have spent so much time for this degree that is going to be a bloody expensive worthless piece of paper that will only result in gatekeepers like me laughing at you as the idiot who fucked up so badly. Look, here's the harsh reality: graduates from top universities like Oxford & Cambridge are far more likely to end up in top jobs, where they become multi-millionaires before they turn 30. Yes I am sure there are some graduates from shitty universities who have done well for themselves in their career - I also know of some non-graduates who have done incredibly well despite not bothering with a degree at all, but the odds are stacked against those who have crap degrees or no degrees. You can triumph despite having the odds stacked against you, but fuck that, life is so much easier when the odds are in your favour. I don't know if you play poker, but here's a poker analogy anyway: it possible to win with a bad hand, but it is far easier to win with a good hand. It refers to the cards you are dealt at the beginning of the game - going into the job market with an SIM degree is like going into a poker game with the worst possible card combination, whilst looking for the job as an Oxford graduate is like having a royal flush - the best possible card combination. Yeah some people will say, "look at Mr Tan, he didn't have a degree or he had an SIM degree, but look how successful he is today". Yeah, we're not disputing the fact that people like Mr Tan do exist, but he is the exception rather than the norm. Now you're just a student Adeline - do you want to have the odds stacked against your entire working life by having an SIM degree? Or do you actually want a degree that will improve the odds in your favour?
DeleteLike I said Adeline - this goes way beyond one or two mean gatekeepers looking down on your degree. You're in a much bigger mess than you actually realized. The irony is that you could have gone to a JC or poly with your L1R5 grades, but you condemned yourself to go down the path of disaster because you were given really bad advice. Well, now you're paying a hideously high price for this mistake. Like I said, the situation is faaaaar worse than you think. It's not just a wrong path, it's the path to a fucking catastrophe on a scale waaaay beyond your wildest imagination.
I don't have anything to suggest - I can't fix this. I can only hope you have a way to apply say for a course at a local poly and try to get into a decent university via that route. If you stay on this path despite having me telling you how you've just fucked up your life, then you know what? You deserve whatever fucking catastrophe you would have brought onto yourself. This is a totally self-inflicted disaster. You fucked up big time. Like seriously.
Oh and sorry for all the swearing. I didn't think I could express just what a total fucking disaster your situation actually is without using the word 'fuck'. Like seriously. I'm sorry for the bad language, but someone needs to tell you to wake the fuck up and realize just what a fucking disaster your chosen path is. It's not just a bad degree, you're putting yourself in such a terrible position to enter the job market with such a fucking awful degree that you will never be able to compete with your peers who will always be competing with the odds in their favour - whilst you're always be the loser with the odds stacked against you. You can fix this by dropping out and going to a proper university - but you need to realize just how badly you have fucked up. Do you wanna wake up one day, realize you're 40 and still stuck in some pathetic junior role which pays peanuts, whilst your former classmates are earning several times more than you and they will be mocking you, laughing at you, making fun of you for being such a fucking pathetic loser?
DeleteYeah. Think about that. Do you wanna be in that position?
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DeleteOK Adeline, in response to what you've written.
Delete1. I do know of people with crap degrees and those who didn't even bother with universities who have done well for themselves. But make no mistake, they are the EXCEPTIONS rather than the norm. If we take two groups of people: 100 graduates from Oxford and 100 graduates from SIM - then we look at their average earnings over a ten year period, which group do you think is going to earn more money? Which group will be more successful in their careers? Which group is going to be home owners before the age of 30? No matter what indicator you use to measure success, I can guarantee you that the Oxford graduates are going to outperform the SIM graduates - by a long way. Your sister is doing okay for herself, that's great, good for her. She is the exception rather than the norm - it is what I said about about having the odds stacked against you vs having the odds in your favour. Your sister's success is admirable because she succeeded against the odds and sure, that is possible but not easy. Forging any kind of career is hard enough already - do you wanna have the odds in your favour or stacked against you? Imagine if you had to run 10 km, would you rather be wearing a pair of the best running shoes from Nike, or a very heavy pair of boots made of rubber? Oh and you're racing against other runners who are indeed wearing the best Nike trainers - that's the reality of the situation Adeline. I'm sorry if I used vulgar language but I felt so frustrated when trying to explain that to you.
2. Do not waste your parents' money with an SIM degree please.
3. Internships are a great way to prove yourself to a potential employer.
Limpeh hit the nail on the head. While 11 points these days isn't worth much with how most JC's L1R5 are moving into single digits, it's still a good score and assures you of a place in a JC and you would probably have a range of poly courses available to you due to your score.
DeleteBeing told to pursue SIM-RMIT is such a stupid stupid idea. I'm sorry if I'm offending your family members but with your score, you should have ONLY been considering JCs and poly courses.
It's one thing if you're someone who fucked up your O levels and had no other choice but SIM-RMIT but you're an 11 pointer.
My advice is to drop out of SIM-RMIT, attempt to apply to a JC. I know someone who went to JC for a year, dropped out to enter poly but then decided to go back to JC so perhaps they'll accept you considering your score.
You are 18 so perhaps the JC's may still accept you. Granted, A levels are extremely tough, I'm not going to lie but you have shown academic capability. You should pursue something that's challenging as you yourself said SIM-RMIT isn't challenging you.
As you said, you met unmotivated students and the reason is that those students are the bottom of the barrel. Enter a JC, see how the students are constantly studying because they desperately want to enter the TOP universities and you'll understand why those JC students aren't slumming it in SIM-RMIT right now.
Also, you could have gone to a JC and saved your parents A LOT OF MONEY. JC education is heavily subsidized that even your A level exam fees cost next to nothing. Take it as a private candidate. The price is 700+ so JC education would cost so much less than SIM-RMIT and worth more provided you do well.
Sorry for the rather long post but I rather you cut your losses now and pursue the mainstream educational route rather than wonder "if I went to a JC/poly, would I be in one of the top universities instead of a degree people laugh at?". You are not a failure so suck it up, cut your losses and head to a JC.
Hey, Is there any way I can try contacting you Adeline? I am in a similar situation and I would like to know how are you doing now, and how things are.
DeleteWas supposed to write an essay on improving SG education system(due tomorrow), chanced upon this blog, and spent an hour reading this post alone. I admire LPFT's courage in speaking the truth about private Universities in Singapore. It's something everyone secretly hold prejudice against yet no one openly speaks about it.
ReplyDeleteI would like to say THANK YOU for your brilliant opinions/views and time taken to reply every comment. (wow)
I hope I can be like you next time. Found so many problems with SG but haven't learn enough things in school to offer solutions. I just hope that when I am your age I still bother to voice out my opinions like you do.
Hello Limpeh
ReplyDeleteI have just recently received my A Levels results and it was horrendous. My grades were tragic and the only option left for me is applying for private universities in Singapore and so I went on ahead to apply for SIM. It is clear that my degree will not be worth much or worse to say it might not be worth anything. Henceforth, I'm very worried as this will limit my career options. Getting a full-time job in the field of my choice is just impossible unless miracle happens. I just want to seek for advice from you on what are the things I can do to boost my CV? Is applying for a lot of internships going to work?
Thank you
Hi Duy Xin chao. Look, what has happened has happened and there's really only one sensible route for you. Believe you me, this isn't as crazy or even unusual as it sounds as many people do go down that route. You didn't tell me what your field of choice is - but judging from what you said, yeah it's going to be an option that is no longer available if you go to SIM after your poor A level results.
DeleteI wanna talk about having a plan B. And plan C, D, E. Your plan A isn't going to work by your own admission so you have to be flexible in your approach and find something else to do. There are many ways to avoid the consequences of having your bad results follow you around life like a bad odour.
The sensible thing to do is to give up your original plan and research what else you could do with your life. I don't know you and you gave me so little information that I can't talk about the specifics. But I've met specialists (a lighting technician for example) who are highly skilled, highly trained, command a very high salary and are not even graduates because there isn't a course in the world that can teach them what they do - they are such technical specialists that everything they learn is gleamed on the job.
Likewise, for myself, I am earning a lot of money in sales (the commissions are awesome) but do I need a degree in it? No, my boss didn't even ask me which university I went to, what I studied or even asked to see a copy of my degrees - he just knew that I was a good salesman. Sales is one area where no amount of studying can help you - you just have to be good with people, it's all about being able to relate to people and that's the kinda skill you pick up playing with your mates in the playground as a child. I've met some massively successful salesmen who have no degrees!
This begs the question: if you do want to go down a route which doesn't require a degree, then do you really wanna waste 3 years in SIM or do you wanna start working right away? I think the answer depends on what you wanna do with your life, so please reply and tell me more about what you wanna do, what your plans are (or were) and what your interests are.
Hello limpeh
ReplyDeleteI have recently received my A Level results and it was horrendous. I had no choice but to apply for private university so i went on and chose SIM. I know that by doing so, I will have a lot of difficulties in landing a job as SIM degrees are definitely inferior to all the local university degrees in Singapore. What are some of the things I can do to boost my CV then seeing how Im gonna graduate wit a bad degree? Is taking up internships going to work?
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ReplyDeleteDear William,
DeleteSigh, I am not quite sure how to react to you, honestly. On one hand, I wanna go all gatekeeper on you and slam the door in your face because you're ignorant and the worst part of it all is that you so far up your own ass, you're trying so hard to convince me of your point of view that you've failed to do something really simple: you've failed to ask me a question like, "as a gatekeeper, what are you looking for?" No, you didn't show any respect and I'm like - who is this SIM idiot who has the audacity to come in here and tell me how to do my job? For crying out aloud dude, I'm so much more senior than you, I've done so much more than you, I probably make in a month what you make in a year and you have the audacity to come to me with that kind of attitude? Like who do you think you are and more to the point, do you know who you're dealing with here?
On the other hand, look I'm not a monster - I came from a very humble working class family in Ang Mo Kio, my parents are uneducated and gave me no help whatsoever when it came to my further education, I grew up with a LOT of misconceptions, misinformation and was misled many times and it was only purely through sheer good luck that I had a really kind teacher in JC who took an interest in me, because he was aware of how difficult my family situation was and went out of his way to guide me through my A levels and beyond, just to make sure I wasn't overly handicapped by my family situation. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that there may be a possibility that you have an equally difficult family situation that I am not aware of, that's why I am not just insulting you outright.
I am tempted to ignore your post though for a simple reason: your attitude SUCKS. You think you know better than me when really, you don't. You're so focused on the bullshit you do at university when you didn't even take a moment to ask me, "hey, when you're recruiting someone for a new job, what are you looking for?" You're arrogant, full of yourself and good grief, I'm supposed to be the one who is autistic - but you're worse than the autistic people I've come across. You make zero effort to build any rapport, you want to shove your point of view down my throat in a "I'm right, you're wrong because you're not aware of the programme in SIM" and you came here looking for a fight. Dude, seriously. Your social skills suck so bad - I can't imagine how poorly you must perform in a situation like an interview because you don't even know how to approach someone without coming across as so hostile.
Then again, I'm a kind person. I'm guessing that you are probably autistic too - that explains your lack of empathy and your inability to take into consideration another person's point of view. I'm going to be nice.
Now why would I reject someone who ended up in a private university like SIM? Look, the answer is simple but you need to understand two important factors. Firstly, I really don't give a shit what you studied at university - 99.99% of it is going to be irrelevant to the kind of work you need to do in my industry (finance). This is because every company's products are unique, every job is different and there's just no way your university and possibility prepare you for the job you will eventually apply for - that's why we genuinely don't give a flying fuck what you studied at university and if you think you can waltz into the office on your first few days and start making suggestions on how we should run our business based on some crap your idiot professor at SIM taught you, then dude - you seriously need to eat some humble pie and learn to show some respect to the older guys like me who have been doing what we've been doing for an incredibly long time very successfully. The losers at universities can't teach you shit about business - if they were so smart, then why aren't they making millions themselves in the business world? Why are they doing a modest teaching job then at SIM? Answer: they're losers, compared to the multi-millionaire successful businessmen like me. So whatever your syllabus or standard about your degree blah blah blah, who gives a shit? Like seriously, wake up and smell the fucking coffee - do you seriously think I give a fuck about stupid shit like that? Hell no, I don't give a fuck. I'm not paying you to study for exams! I'm hiring someone to do a job, to add value to the company and I need to know I'm hiring the right person and quite frankly, the contents of your degree are as irrelevant as they can get.
DeleteYet you are so focused on it - and you actually think I give a fuck about it. Seriously. Have you ever considered another person's point of view? Do you ever asked another person a question like, "what do you think? What is your opinion?" I bet you've never ever done that.
I just want to identify someone who is not just intelligent, but trustworthy, emotionally mature, who has a good work ethic and is a fast learner. The fact that you ended up in SIM tells me one thing: you fucked up your A levels badly. Now how did that happen? Two scenarios: you're really intelligent but you didn't study because of other shit in your life - then the obvious question I would ask is this: okay, shit happens, shit gets in the way, but why didn't you just hit the reset button, give yourself a second chance and retake your A levels and prove to the wold that you're not the idiot your shitty grades suggest you are? The other alternative is that you really are an idiot, no matter how many times you resit your A levels you're still going to end up with terrible results: then why would I want to hire you if you're an idiot then?
But wait there's more: if you are intelligent and you still fucked up your A levels despite knowing how important they are, it makes me question your work ethic. Are you too immature to realize how important it was? Are you the kind of person who crumbles under stress? Are you too ill-disciplined to put in the kind of hard work necessary to deliver good grades? Or are you plain lazy and playful? Look, even if you can prove to me say through an IQ test that you're not stupid, then I'm still going to think there's something seriously fucked up about your character if you can fuck up your A levels despite not being stupid. Oh dear.
And lastly William, sigh - you have no idea what kind of competition you are up against out there, do you? Perhaps you're doing some shitty, low-paid job in a company which doesn't offer you any career prospects, so you don't have to face much or any competition. But try applying for a job in any company in my industry (corporate finance) where you can earn say over S$1 million a year, that's when the competition gets really stiff and you're fighting with the very best out there. Those who get the furthest in my industry are those with a good attitude, willing to take criticism and they never get defensive because that prevents them from learning. Your biggest problem is not that you went to SIM, but simply because your attitude stinks, like dude, it sucks so fucking bad and I don't even think you realize how fucking shit you are in that department. That's a far bigger problem than having an SIM degree. Look, I've met people who don't even have a degree and still managed to carve out very successful careers because they have a good attitude for the business world and they are brilliant with people, they learn fast and are able to find allies along the way. Your SIM degree isn't the problem, your awful attitude is what is going to hold you back and like I said before, the irony is that I'm supposed to be the one who is autistic, but it seems that you're far more autistic than I am.
DeleteYou're so focused on your own point of view, your argument is based solely on the syllabus and the structure of your degree programme - yet you have yet to make any references to the working world. You know, when you actually have a job, when a company actually pays you to do real work for them, instead of studying for exams? None of your arguments relate to the working world and you sound like a teenager who has never ever worked a day in his life, so you know virtually nothing about the working world and that's why you've not even mentioned anything about it.
Sigh. Grow up kid. Show some respect. Check your fucked up attitude. And this is me on a good day being so nice - your attitude is fucking awful, I'm leaving you with one piece of advice. Engage the other party, never go in looking for an argument, show interest in their point of view because they may have a totally different perspective that you are not able to see and you may learn a lot from them. There is much I can teach you, there's a lot others can teach you William, but with that awful attitude of yours, you're going to be your own worst enemy.
What the fuck do you know about the working world? Have you ever ran a company? Have you ever paid someone a salary? Have you ever hired someone? What the fuck do you know? You know nothing. So grow some pubic hair kid and come back when you've earned your first million and check that shitty attitude of yours.
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DeleteWilliam, good grief, dude, you haven't learnt a thing have you? I have spent time explaining to you why you're totally wrong, you're totally barking up the wrong tree - yet you don't even listen. I thought my parents were stubborn but you'e even worse! Let me spell it out to you very clearly in plain, simple English so as you may understand.
DeleteYou are wrong.
I am right.
I may be kind enough to explain to you why you're so fucking wrong but there's nothing you can do to prove that you are right when the fact is, you are completely barking up the wrong tree with a very flawed argument that is not based on the reality of the working world.
You are completely consumed in basing your argument on the structural content of your course and choosing to conveniently ignore the very low quality of the intake into SIM - people who have good A level grades don't go to SIM, they go to universities like NUS, NTU and other good universities. You completely ignored the fact that you've got a huge blemish on your record and try to create a straw man's argument. The issue is never about the content of your SIM course, the issue is, "gee, why the hell did you FUCK UP your A levels so badly? Are you stupid or lazy? What the hell went so wrong in your life dude?"
Like I explained to you, I'm interested in the bigger picture about each candidate as a person: I take the time to read a CV and I look for two things. A) Signs of brilliance when they have proven themselves to be exceptional and B) Signs of trouble, when they have gotten themselves into deep shit.
If I spot plenty of brilliance, I grant them an interview. If I spot even one sign of trouble, I am probably going to reject the candidate. If I spot both brilliance and trouble, then I will carefully consider before making a decision. But if I spot neither, I'll probably reject the candidate for being too bland.
Part 2 coming up.
So in your case, you fucked up your A levels - that's why you ended up in SIM and not NUS. Am I interested in finding out what went so wrong in your life? Not really. The assumption is either a) you're too bloody stupid and you don't deserve a chance and b) there's something seriously fucked up in your personality, like you're lazy, ill-disciplined, you crack under pressure, you can't handle the stress so even if you are not that stupid, you're still fucking useless to me as an employee. Why the fuck should I give you a chance when you've already proven to me that you're not worthy of a chance - that you're just going to be trouble? I want to hire someone who will add value to the company, not bring me more problems to solve.
DeleteYou see where you've messed up? Your argument is based entirely on what someone else has done, what the university has done in terms of structuring the course, what the syllabus has done to address the issue of standards or who has decided to work with SIM in terms of further education - that's all someone else's work which you CANNOT take credit for. I'm still NOT letting you off the hook for having fucked up your A levels in the first place which is why you ended up in SIM. You fucked up your life and you want the university to fix it - what kind of shitty attitude is that?
The bullshit 'facts' that you've brought to me - that doesn't solve your problem at all. You've still yet to address the issue of why the gatekeeper should even give you a second chance after you've fucked up. We're not nice people, we're looking for reasons to say no to people, not reasons to say yes to people for crying out aloud. Do you know that for every good position advertised out there (good money, good working conditions, great career prospects etc), gatekeepers get hundreds of applications, even thousands for just one position? Why the fuck should I treat you the same as say an NUS graduate when you are not even prepared to address the issue of why you ended up in SIM in the first place?
You can't wax lyrical all you want about how good SIM is, it still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up your A levels and that's a pretty good reason for me reject you at the selection stage, especially if you refuse to even acknowledge that is a problem. Either you're a fucked up person (lazy, ill-disciplined, can't handle stress) or stupid - either way, you're no good to any employer.
You wanted to know my opinion? Well here it is: YOU'RE FUCKED. You're fucked up the backside with the biggest cactus in the botanic gardens.
There you go. You have my honest opinion.
The bottom line is, as a gatekeeper, I'm not here to evaluate the quality of your degree, the way they teach at universities or even verify the quality of the syllabus. Get that into your thick skull - that's really none of my business, I'm not the business of education for crying out aloud. I'm in the business of judging individuals and picking the best candidates, the most intelligent, capable and promising individuals amongst the many applicants and making sure the idiots don't get past the front door. So the way I would evaluate your CV is quite different from like say a journalist reviewing different universities and writing an article about the quality of degrees today. I judge people as individuals and there's no where to hide when you put a CV in front of me, I sniff out the moments in your life where you have fucked up and shat yourself and I won't even give you the chance to defend yourself - I look at the mistakes you've made and say, "you've fucked up, you shat yourself, fuck off you are not worthy".
DeleteAnd William, you've shat yourself already, in my humble opinion. You're sitting in a pile of your own shit - and the worse part is, you don't even realize how shitty your situation is because you're going on and on about the structure/syllabus/content of the degree when really, this isn't about the degree at SIM.
It's about you as an individual.
And may I point out to you, you're so covered in your own shit. The irony is that you are not even aware of it and why people like me can smell your shit from a mile away.
You stink.
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DeleteWell William, no you cannot undo the damage that has been done. The only sensible route for you to have taken was to have retaken your A levels, that way you could hit the reset button - you made the mistake of placing way too much faith in SIM, a private university who would accept any idiot with such low standards of entry. They cannot fix your problems, only you can. If you're telling me that you're not stupid, then why didn't you retake your A levels then?
DeleteBut regardless, if you think that I could actually give a shit about what you are saying about your degree programme, then I can only shake my head in disbelief because you're delusional. All I am saying is that from my side of the table, things look very, very different. Try understand that my perspective is vastly different from yours and if you want people like me to give you a job, you need to see my point of view - and not the other way around. I'm the one in the position of power, not you. You're the one who ended up in SIM, remember?
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ReplyDeleteRead up Skin in The Game by Nassim Taleb, grades and academia barely determines IQ.
ReplyDeleteHi limpeh,
ReplyDeleteCause i failed my application for SIT and SUSS in the interview selection, so I am thinking of going SIM. Do you think its worth it to wait for another to apply again instead of going SIM?
Hi there. I think it's definitely worth the wait to apply again or even consider universities abroad - given that many universities are running only courses online this academic year due to Covid-19, you could be enrolled in a university halfway across the world without having to even set foot in that country. Basically, SIM is so terrible that any other university is going to be better than SIM. The problem with your situation is that you're going to be very tempted to kick the can down the road: once you enroll in SIM, you're going to be a student again and not worry about your future until you graduate and start applying for jobs - that's when you're going to realize that most NUS grads and others from good universities are going to be at a massive advantage over you; but that is only going to come and bite you in the rear end 3 or 4 years from now. So it is way too tempting to pretend that's never going to happen and happily go to SIM when that situation is going to hit you 3 or 4 years from now but when it does, you're going to hate yourself for being so naive. You need to explore every single option and if you think you're best option is SIM, then you've clearly not explored every single option.
DeleteIn short, SIM is so terrible that you should never ever go there. Never. It's your parents' hard earned money for crying out aloud, money doesn't rain down from the heavens, you owe it to them to seek a better option for your choice of further education. Never ever touch SIM or any other private university. Never.